Stupid Married People Tricks

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  1. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Married couple drownsin Westfield pond

    WESTFIELD, Mass. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Century Gothic, sans-serif]A married couple drowned inWestfield Monday night and both police and their family are trying todetermine just what happened in Hampton Pond.[/FONT]
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    "Two jet skiers werecoming by and they heard a female screaming for help. They went andassisted her and she basically said go help my husband," saidCapt. Hipolito Nunez of the Westfield police.[/FONT]


    [FONT=Century Gothic, sans-serif]Initially, investigatorsbelieved that Daniel and Patricia Cyr, who were out on their pontoonboat, died trying to save their dog, Sady.[/FONT]


    [FONT=Century Gothic, sans-serif]However, the couple's sonbelieves his father had some type of medical issue and his motherjumped in to help him. James Cyr said that his mother was not astrong swimmer.[/FONT]


    [FONT=Century Gothic, sans-serif]"I guess he was swimmingin shallow water with the dog. We’re not sure yet, but we think heeither had an aneurism or heart attack or something to that effectand went into distress," said Cyr.[/FONT]


    [FONT=Century Gothic, sans-serif]"We don’t know whythey went into the water or how they went into the water," saidNunez. "We don’t know if the dog went in after them or whetherthe dog went in. We just don’t know."[/FONT]


    [FONT=Century Gothic, sans-serif]Both Daniel and Patricia Cyrwere unconscious when pulled from the pond and died at localhospitals.[/FONT]


    [FONT=Century Gothic, sans-serif]"My mom and dad lovedeach other for more than 40 years. There’s no way she was going toleave him," said James Cyr.[/FONT]


    [FONT=Century Gothic, sans-serif]The dog, Sady, survived andwas taken to a local animal shelter before being released to thefamily.[/FONT]


    [FONT=Century Gothic, sans-serif]The deaths are still underinvestigation. An autopsy is being planned.[/FONT]

    http://www.wcvb.com/news/local/Marr...nd/-/9848876/16204550/-/10vxmuvz/-/index.html
     
  2. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    wut?
     
  3. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    dogs always win
     
  4. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    stupid people
     
  5. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    Should've took the bitch to the river a few months back.
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    I couldn't believe it when I heard the story -- dog goes into pond, man goes into rescue it and get's in trouble, wife goes into to rescue him and get's in trouble, they're both dead, and the fucking dog swims to shore and is just fine :facepalm:

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  7. Krusty

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    Well that's two morons down , several million left to go .
     
  8. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    At least they died together doing what they loved best....






















    drowning :dadance:
     
  9. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    spaces would help. not reading
     
  10. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    bet the dog got a high five from the cat on shore
     
  11. eliasbboy

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    He was fucking the dog in the water. The wife came by to remind him to take out the garbage and was shocked when she saw what was going on. She felt yelling from the boat wasn't ear splitting enough so she decided to get up close and personal. The dog finished and decided to bail on the drama. Nagging and drowning ensued.


    Allegedly.
     
  12. flailingfish

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    pond shark