Stupid Woman Meets Stupid Goal She Set For Herself.

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  1. queerface

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    http://gawker.com/mission-accomplished-woman-eats-nothing-but-starbucks-1493051075

    It was almost exactly one year ago that we first introduced you to the real woman whose real name is Beautiful Existence and whose real New Year's Resolution was to eat nothing but Starbucks food for an entire year.


    Well, it's almost exactly one year later, which means it's time to check in with Ms. Existence to find out how she did on her year-long challenge.

    "I Did it!" She exclaims on her blog.

    Indeed, after 365 days of spending over $500 a month on pre-packaged salads, individually wrapped sandwiches, seasonal pastries, and the F Word, the 40-year-old mother-of-two PhD from Seattle can officially breathe a coffee-breathed sigh of relief.


    "In the last month, in the last couple weeks, it's been really difficult. People had pizza at the office last week and I was dying," she told the New York Daily News. "I'm happy to be able to eat whatever I want (again)."


    But it seems reintroducing non-Starbucks food to her diet is becoming a challenge in itself.


    "My taste buds have been freaking out for the last 24 hours," said Existence, whose first post-challenge meal was a plate of fish and chips. "Starbucks doesn't really have anything that's fried, and you can only eat so much after you haven't had stuff like that for a year."


    Despite spending over $4,000 more than the average adult woman spends on a year's supply of groceries — and having to subsist on Starbucks crackers for Christmas because she forgot to plan ahead — Existence is proud of her accomplishment.


    "I am fearless and wanted to explore new things in my life," she said. "I love to test the water and each time I challenge myself, I learn a lot."
    And she's already got the next challenge all lined up: Being an employee of Washington-based recreational equipment company REI, Existence has challenged herself to learn every recreational sport there is.


    What a god damn idiot.
     
  2. Bye You!

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    what the heck? she has a PhD? in what? from where?
     
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    :facepalm: And people wonder why the rest of the world hates us.
     
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    Its obvious, she is hoping for a Jared like "Subway" commercial endorsement contract...Stupid cunt!!!!!!!
     
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    This wacky broad is in obvious need of a Donkey Punch.
     
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    OMG I found someone I hate more than Beef :lmao: Never thought it was gonna be possible
     
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    yeah, thats a great life project to devote your energies to :rolleyes:
     
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    PhD=Pretty Huge Dick.
     
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    Phew! I'm glad I don't have a PhD.
     
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    I don't want this to taken out of context or anything, but I hope she dies this year. Just saying.
     
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    Paging Dr. Beautiful Existence
     
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    Her PhD is in douchebaggery.
     
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    What was the point of eating only Starbucks for a year? I don't get it :dontknow:
     
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    No mention of Starbucks giving her so much as a free sandwich- nope, still had to pay $8.50 for each one
     
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    that wasn't an accomplishment. that was just her eating for a year. i did that too, you fucking nincom-fucking-poop. did she mention a point to this?
     
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    I worked with a woman who did this! It was fucking hilarious. And a little sad
     
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    Why?
     
  20. LaserT

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    Boy, that's something to strive for. :rolleye: