Stern Show Stuttering John asks Artie "did it hurt when you stabbed yourself?"

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  1. SlowAdam

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    he was wasted on Artie's podcast last night and flipped the interview on Artie, tried to ask him all kinds of suicide questions and Artie did his various bits deflecting them all

    @stuttering john melendez asked him is he is going to do something like that again, and artie said "probably"

    around 53 minute mark

    edit: i have no link, sorry, maybe someone can soundcloud the 10 minutes

    edit 2: @stuttering john melendez with multiple bleach jokes

    edit 3: john said he had 10 beers before the podcast, and had 3 or 4 in the 50 minutes he has been on so far. pounding in front of artie

    edit 4: decent episode. has tammy pescatali on there too (does the chic's voice in some of sal's phony phone calls)
     
  2. StRyDeRxX

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    What a stupid question... "No John... it felt like butterflies and rainbows!" :facepalm:
     
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    early on in the podcast @stuttering john melendez talks about him reaching out to howard with a long email apologizing for some stuff, and howard basically answered with a one line response to the effect of "thanks for reaching out, no worries." john thinks all is good, and artie makes some kind of joke like, "so if howard sees you, he might wave to you?"
     
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    Stuttering John pounding the beers every time he shows up somewhere is getting real old. He's starting to remind me of "Duff Man" from "The Simpsons".
     
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    I don't care what anyone says Stuttering John was the shiznit back in the day. Isn't weird watching people you admired as a kid get old and fade away?
     
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    "I..I,I'll have aaaanother Heinie"

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    Old news. There hasn't been a new AQP since the 1st.
     
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    except for the one posted last night/this morning. meaning this one.
     
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    Was a doorman not available ?

    Geechy Guy and Kip Adotta all booked up ?

    :scratch:
     
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    Free Artie Quitter Weekly Podcast every Friday on iTunes and Tunein Radio and more.

     
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    Remember when john used to bring this kind of funny to the shed!?!?
     
  13. Lou Loomis

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    Is Artie's podcast still like $18 an episode?
     
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    You sound like a cunt. A stupid cunt, to be precise. This is as good as it's ever gonna get anymore.

    Can you name a better/more compelling recent guest/host combo? Unless Gilbert's had on a particularly frisky fossil, I doubt there is one.

    Show some respect, faggot.
     
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  15. Gunt

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    My bad. I don't care enough to do the research.
     
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    You're insane.

    There's always better.

    You'd really listen to a drunken Stuttering John for an hour ??
     
  17. Lou Loomis

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    Is Artie's podcast still like $18 an episode ? :jj:
     
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    When is Howard going to start making fun of John's transgender kid?
     
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    No, but I'd listen to an Artie/Stuttering John podcast for an hour over anything else I can think of.

    again: name a better combo
     
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    Haven't heard it yet. John is always good on the podcast.
     
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