Stuttering John fucking with TMZ.

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  1. todd packer

    todd packer Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;VTDm01hVW9Y]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTDm01hVW9Y&feature=youtu.be[/video]

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    he looks like shit
     
  3. todd packer

    todd packer Well-Known Member

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    Yeah but he always did.

    [video=youtube;z-bN6g4UKlQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-bN6g4UKlQ[/video]
     
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    Particularly that deep red worry line across his forehead. Guess with no job he has to hang out in front of Ralph's Grocery Store. But you KNOW he called TMZ to meet him there.
     
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    i hope John gets so desperate that he resorts to unleashing all the Wig's secrets. he has to have a few. give the people what they want, Stuttering John!
     
  6. Thedomina

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    I don't think the guy even wanted to interview john, his camera was never on him. I go to the commons and never see a celebrity or papps. Where is johns stutter?
     
  7. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    John's new kitchen looks fabulous.

    Is that what you get when you attach a string to a dollar bill and film the hilarity?
     
  8. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    I feel bad for him. look through his youtube channel.

    One example: he posts this video 'Melendez joke at Obama Dinner'. The fucking guy isn't even in the video
    [video=youtube;ioa54yy5r40]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioa54yy5r40[/video]

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    the stuttering john melendez channel

    2 weeks ago

    Mr. Z-AIR
    He must have wrote the part where the video editor made the clip funny.

    no asshole you're just a negative prick who doesn't realize I wrote for howard too



    :c
     
  9. aerostern

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    Kiiiiiiiing of the Inteeeeeerns...
     
  10. RonHeinzkaboot

    RonHeinzkaboot Well-Known Member

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    Howard invented TMZ

    wows looks like John wants back in on Howard's show

    or I smell a podcast with Artie
     
  11. Wesmantooth

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    SJ at his lowest is still a million times funnier than wiggy
     
  12. FCCstandards

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    holy shit that was really lame and not even close to being funny. Poor guy is losing his mind posting that.
     
  13. RonHeinzkaboot

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    that video and Howard's AGT film shorts always remind me of
    [video=youtube_share;XkqVc9PP1fc]http://youtu.be/XkqVc9PP1fc[/video]
     
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    Let me guess, he tied a dollar opn a string and dangled it in front of the cameraman while maniacally laughing and jerking around like he was having a seizure?
     
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    so he used Stern guests from the 90's for his video? :facepalm:
     
  16. yaddc

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    At 1 x John was the funniest thing on the show. Wiggy dont like any 1 funnier than him tho.
     
  17. yaddc

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    This was a funny 1 when he asked baseball great Carl Yastrzemski who caught more balls 2 the face Rock Hudson or Yogi Berra.
     
  18. RonHeinzkaboot

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    he would absolutely add energy to the show
    but he couldnt bust on any cast members or gay friends like TMZ
    so he will never be back

    but whats with the ball licking "Howard invented that"
     
  19. larryluncg

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    John hitting rock bottom............again
     
  20. chuk

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    He really is a fucking asshole.