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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by stuttering john melendez, Jan 9, 2018.

  1. Nick Manning

    Nick Manning Well-Known Member

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    Just the usual...

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  2. FeetToTaste

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    You the man, John!
     
  3. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com

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    Why Keystone?
     
  4. lance317

    lance317 Well-Known Member

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    same...thinking a turkey avocado bacon from Jersey Mike's.

    on a side note, i converted a few of my old HSS cassettes from 1992 to mp3, and there is this insane bit from January where you do some interviews at the Grammy's.

    fucking slaughter....at one point you ask Roy Rogers "I found a rubber glove in my food from one of your restaurants, doesn't that suck" :jj:

    just fucking brutal stuff
     
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    What's the difference between a whorehouse and a circus?

    One has a cunning bunch of stunts.

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    Come on that's killer shit.
     
  6. Dr. Remulak

    Dr. Remulak Well-Known Member

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    Hey John - just happened to watch your Morton Downey interview yesterday - man those were the good old days of the Stern Show!
     
  7. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com

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    Thanks.
     
  8. IPleadTheFifth

    IPleadTheFifth Well-Known Member

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    And I'll be at AVN in 2 weeks. Come see me!

    John I met you decades ago when your band played in NJ. You were a good dude and the band was good as well, from what I could remember.
     
  9. Beth143nacho

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    You know what would be funny?

    Johns mo seems to be to just have a lackey post a new thread announcing a tour date then never reappearing. It got me wondering if he even sees his post or if the replies therein...

    So why not just completely hijack his threads from now on to see if he really pays attention? The first person to reply after John should post a topic and the rest of the thread should be discussing that topic only... thoughts?
     
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  10. Wangold

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    How did it go in there.........How did it go?
     
  11. Wangold

    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    Hi John!

    Will there be a " One, Two, Many II?

    How long was it before you cheated on Suzanner? Big fan.
     
  12. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    What's the over/under on how many times he drops Howard's name in his "act"?
     
  13. Barton Fink

    Barton Fink The Catcher in the Rye Gold

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    That was funny!
     
  14. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com

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  15. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com

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    Thank you.
     
  16. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com

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    Wow, are you really that obsessed with me.
     
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  17. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday I got a rock.

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    :cmon::cmon:
     
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    I can't pinpoint why, but guys like yourself, Sal, and Richard that took the back door into stand up-bother me. I'm sorry, but it does, it's the same as fucking Screech thinking he can go do stand up, or Scott the engineer. I'll be completely honest, it's never any fucking good either. I'll admit that you do the best of that group, and you've stuck with it, and have improved, but shit man, if you weren't SJ, forget about it. Do you even like stand up? I freaking love stand up comedy man, and appreciate it. I enjoy hitting open mic to this day, when it's convenient. I notice you never answer any detailed questions here. Help me out- What is your favorite Lenny Bruce bit and why? Who is your favorite stand up of all time? Who's style do you look up to and try to emulate? I'm not being a pecker man, but prove you give a fuck and that you're not just good at separating rube Stern fans from their money. Thanks.
     
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    Do you really need a discount on a $10.00 ticket?
     
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    Hey was playing near me I told him I'd pay to go if he said one funny thing on here...blocked.