Entertainment Stuttering John-Hey El Paso!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by stuttering john melendez, Jan 9, 2018.

  1. bluedevil30

    bluedevil30 Well-Known Member

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    Should be free if you are drinking
     
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    June DeMay Well-Known Member

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    That doesn’t surprise me.

    Stuttering John has no wit.
     
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  3. Tovahund

    Tovahund VIP Extreme Gold

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    Quite the love letter.
     
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    Wow he's heading towards artieville.
     
  5. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com

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    I have wanted to do-stand up since my days at NYU but I feared that I would stutter during every set. My fear kept me from until I had an epihany where I said if I could ask celebrities about their bowel movements, I can do stand-up. I have worked very hard at it & my favorites have been Steve Martin, Richard Jeni, Sam Kinison, Jerry Seinfeld, & Gilbert Gottfried. I don't try & emulate anybody because I am just myself & tell true stories about my life with punchlines & tags of course. I have been writing comedy since I was a kid, & made comedic films with my super 8 since I was 10 years old. I hope this answers your questions & Lenny Bruce was before my time although I know that he was ground-breaking. I'm sure if you saw me, you would change your tune.
     
  6. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Yeah, you still suck.
     
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    Thanks for answering John. I saw you in Mass. I had a good time, you did fine. I laughed, three people I was with, dug your set too. I agree with everyone else here about your contributions to the Stern show being huge, I also agree you don’t get enough credit for that. I admit to being a bit of a comedy snob, but it’s not snobby to know that Sal and Richard don’t need to be up there doing stand up, especially when Sal uses clinical terms like”punching it” and so on. I hope to Christ your book doesn’t let me down, I am excited to finally read the first honest perspective to come out of that “universe” I’m glad you answered my couple of real questions, it shows something. Thanks. Oh...Yeah, get in to Lenny, it will change your life.

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  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Hi John,

    I live in El Paso. I can take you to a rub-n-tug place in Juarez if you want.
     
  9. ronnies petcock

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    Stumped him. :c
     
  11. Ynnek4

    Ynnek4 Well-Known Member

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    Sal is waaay funnier.

     
  12. Mr. Judy Tenuta

    Mr. Judy Tenuta Well-Known Member

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    John if u want to be supported by this message board, i suggest dishing some dirt on your Stern Show days.
    Could be about Howard, Robin, Fred, Tom, anyone...
    Why do you hold back?
     
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    Right that is actually more than you can afford
     
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    John will you be appearing in New York anytime soon?
     
  15. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com

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    I'm not sure.
     
  16. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com

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    I know. I watched the movie & enjoyed it. I promise if you saw my stand-up you would see how much better 17 years of hard work can make a comic. I'm working on getting a special now. My book will not disappoint you. Best, John
     
  17. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com

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    Why hate?
     
  18. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com

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    I don't wait until my book.
     
  19. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com

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    Um... Nah.
     
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  20. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com

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    I'm working on a special right now.