Sublux Prank Makes the Papers

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  1. newcastlefan

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    Poop falls from sky onto girl at her Sweet 16 party
    By Yaron Steinbuch
    http://nypost.com/2015/05/22/poop-falls-from-sky-onto-girl-at-her-sweet-16-party/
    May 22, 2015 | 1:31pm

    It was a crappy Sweet 16!

    A Pennsylvania girl was showered with more than just presents and affection – as poop fell out of the sky and marred her special day.

    “Out of nowhere, from the sky, comes a bunch of feces, lands on her,” Jacinda Cambray’s stepfather, Joe, told FOX 29.

    Most of the foul matter – which may have come from a plane – landed on a canopy as the 40 guests were swimming and playing horseshoes in the Levittown back yard on Sunday.

    “We just got done with cake. Thank God,” said Kristie Rogy, Joe’s sister. “We took the cake back in, because within two minutes, something fell from the sky. It was brown, it was everywhere, it got on everything.”

    Joe said he used a hose to spray the malodorous mess off everything.

    Rogy used a smartphone app to find out that five potentially party-pooping planes were flying overhead at the moment of impact.

    The mortified family lodged a complaint with the FAA, which said it will investigate.

    Toilet waste must be disposed of only at airports, the agency said.
     
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    I bet it was that guy that claimed he could hack into a plane's entertainment system and make it fly sideways.
     
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    What a shitty lunch. Get it?:cwl:
     
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    I don't get it. Please explain.
     
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    Son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What don't you get, fucking asshole??????????????????????

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    Why are you talking about lunch? I saw no mention of lunch in the article.
     
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    Sounds like Levittown.
     
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    Get it?:cwl:
     
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    The pen maker's lurking.:urolleyes:
     
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    I see you Lurking Mur! I always liked Frankincense better! :right:
     
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    Schmoopy yer jobs done. Time to O.D
     
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    Did you mean launch?
    Someone launched some shit?

    I still don't get it.
     
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    Who?
     
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    We may be witnessing the Schmoopy death spiral.

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    Schmippy Dahmer's gonna visit you and make you look like a spiral ham, potroast.:)
     
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    :jj: you mother juden