Subway Is Mean :(

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  1. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    The Two Words Written on a Subway Order That Brought a Weight-Conscious Customer to Tears

    Allison Brown has always been conscious of her weight.


    That’s one of the reasons she’s been a loyal Subway customer, often taking inspiration from the sandwich franchise’s commercials featuring Jared Fogle, known for losing weight by eating Subway menu items.


    But all that changed after the Murrieta, Calif., resident placed a Subway takeout order for a six-inch tuna sandwich and two flatbread “Flatizzas†— one for her and the other for her husband.


    Upon returning home from the Vista shop, Brown took out a Flatizza box and noticed two words written with black marker on top of the box: “Big Mama.â€

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I need to try out those pizzas
     
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    she shoulda ordered the Veggie Delite™
     
  4. Splash

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    Subway and 7 11 are really fucking up the world of pizza
     
  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    im not trying that flatizza shit
     
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    Mega Boon
     
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  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    awwww thats cute
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    looks great

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    I would lose weight if my food looked like a septic wound.
     
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    I've never enjoyed any Subway sandwich.
     
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    they take their flatbread, put some of the meatball grease and marinara sauce on it...throw some low quality shredded cheese and pop it in the convection/microwave...yum.
     
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    did you get rid of the post-pregnancy weight yet
     
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    In the book "She's Not There", the protagonist lost a bunch of weight because she pictured all her food to have a layer of mold on it. I've tried and it just didn't work.
     
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    Wow! Look at that guy.
     
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    If she was trying to lose weight, she should have ordered a turkey sandwich or something ... not a mayo-intense tuna sandwich. :facepalm: