News Subway pedophile serving sandwiches in prison

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    irony.....

    Jared Fogle is making sandwiches in prison
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    Jared Fogle is back to his sandwich-making roots behind bars. (AP)

    Jared Fogle has been making sandwiches again.

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    The disgraced Subway pitchman was assigned to work in the cafeteria at the Federal Correctional Institution, Englewood, in Colorado.

    He used to serve sandwiches at the end of the line for fellow inmates, prison sources told TMZ.

    But he’s since been given a promotion of sorts, working in the officers’ cafeteria, where there’s higher-end food for the guards, sources said.

    Fogle is serving 15 years behind bars for crossing state lines to have sex with underage girls.
     
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    Chomo at work.

    You got the funds, you get the buns.

    :dancin:
     
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    I would totally watch a Jared the Chomo reality show.

    Especially if he got stomped like 3 or 4 times per season. :grad:
     
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    how is he still alive?
     
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    60 year olds don't hit hard enough? :dontknow:
     
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    Right?! He needs to be Father Geoghan'd.
     
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    Oh yeah thats going to earn some points with the other prisoners alright. Now on top of being a pervert he will be considered a snitch and a kiss ass. :jj:
     
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    Not really. Everyone in prison gets assigned a job if they want one.

    And a vast majority do want them, even though they only pay about 12 cents per day.
     
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    I thought he just ate the sandwiches? :dontknow:
     
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    Re: Urban Dictionary - Prison Sandwich
    A Florida Prison Sandwich is made of Ramen Noodles and miscellaneous stuffing.

    Re: Urban Dictionary - Ass Ramen
    The act of shoving rice noodles in someone's ass, and having them shit it out for someone's dinner.
     
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    :pedo:

    Can't wait for Jon Hein's review of Jared's skills.
     
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    Never let details get in the way of a good story.
     
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    You're right carry on.
     
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    I'll bet the sandwich he's involved in making most looks like this:

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    Well all knew he would still be involved with sandwiches in prison, but we were expecting it to be of the cockmeat variety.
     
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    :rofl:

    :up:
     
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    He still has all his money, right? When he gets out he's still gonna be rich
     
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    His wife took a lot of it.
     
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    Oh ya the divorce. I'm sure they'll be a civil suit too