SUCCESS! Use your dick to unlock your iPhone 5S

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Sep 24, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Bobbit
     
  3. tHISisKiSSeL

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    i don't have a dick or an iphone.
     
  4. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    Your Android device smells funny.
     
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    not as funny as the dick boy's iphone does :c
     
  7. Beth143nacho

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    Why do I smell Stilton?
     
  8. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    How is this Howard related?




























    :c
     
  9. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    i'd rather go back to using pay phones in NYC :puke:
     
  10. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...you guys are making a mockery about this whole iphone thing. dicks and nipples. :giggle:
     
  11. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    If you want one, I think OP is willing to travel. :dontknow:
     
  12. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Oh for sure! :vag::sex:
     
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    I need to make a call time to get out my dick.
     
  14. Scooter

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    Howard related because he loves dicks and talking about them. If I'm beer can thick, will it still work?
     
  15. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    If there's ever a man who could use a quality phone protector film, it's you, GP.
     
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    Geezus only guys would think this shit up.:facepalm:
     
  17. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Because it's about CAWWK! :D
     
  18. Art

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    Well, you can get a dick, on contract for two years, for $199.00. :secret: