Sucks To Be Lisa G

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Her book failed hard
    Empty book signings
    Her updates eliminated from the HSS
    No more HTV means no more video segments
    Her cunt remains a barren wasteland
    Her entire job now is trying to get ass-kissing comments about Howard from the guests and celebrities

    She just might disappear and Howard will forget her name a week later like he did with Langford.

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  2. MatthewRosa

    MatthewRosa New Member Banned User

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    She is the female version of Howard's current status.
     
  3. Rocinante

    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

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    Steve Langford left at the right time.
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    She's been stealing paychecks for seven years. She's good.
     
  5. Buffalo Balls

    Buffalo Balls Well-Known Member

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    Right wGas/wGaf
     
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    Mutt New Member Banned User

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    @lisag30d is hawt! shes the total package an earner who can bake.

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  7. zerokarma

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    She reminds me of Milton from Office Space, still collecting paychecks but technically should have been fired years ago.

    Even her job and role has been marginalized just like Milton as time went on.

    Replace the stapler with a cat for Lisa G.
     
  8. Phillipmcd

    Phillipmcd Active Member

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    They should move her down to the basement
     
  9. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    The ass-kissing has risen to epic proportions. All of her stories involve some expert saying Howard was right about something or praising him for some reason. After Howard said his mother agreed with Suzi Orman about people wasting money by buying coffee at Starbucks, Lisa did a story with the intro "Suzi Orman says Howard Stern's mother was right to agree with her!". Wow, what a headline.
     
  10. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    Except Milton ended up with $$$ lying on the beach (getting ignored, but on the beach). No such happy outcome for Lisa G...she'll probably move to public housing. She definitely doesn't want to count her cats as dependents here -

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    Looking at those numbers, JD can also probably apply - today, while still employed at the HSS.
     
  11. x76

    x76 Well-Known Member

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    I would slowly peel her clothing off with my teeth, melt her butter and commence the making of the two-backed beast until dawn broke, or her bedframe, or her back, whichever came first, and I mean "came" in the sense of orgasms too numerous to try and count. While my back may be somewhat shredded following copulation, it would be but a small price to pay for having known Lisa G Biblically.
     
  12. markluke

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    Lisa G and her pussy can hardly wait...


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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    And Penny Crone... :nojj:
     
  14. Hamptons

    Hamptons Well-Known Member

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    "Bradley Cooper, I know your walking the red carpet for your movie literally right now but what do you think of Howard doing AGT" - Lisel G
     
  15. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Yeah. Just imagine having this wrapped around your crank... :scared:
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  16. isabella

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    she's totally sexless. reminds me of a female woody allen.
     
  17. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    Lisa G is in deep shit. Her book was a money grab that fell flat on its ass and everyone knows it. She has already been drastically pruned from the show, and I'm sure she's cognizant of her diminished role.
    She's probably getting paid shit and if she's still working and hustling at her age then you know she doesn't have any savings. She might have a 401k but that's about it. My guess is she's making less than 80k a year from Sirius.
    Her future is pretty obvious; once Howard ends she'll try to continue on by leeching off of the fringe celeb pool, signing autographs at boat show...but she'll fail at that. Flash forward five years and Lisa will either be answering phones, or giving away samples in her local grocery store.
     
  18. Fa Fa Fruit Fly

    Fa Fa Fruit Fly Well-Known Member

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    I disagree.

    She's not making enough money to live on her millions after the show ends. She needs to parley one job into the next. Imagine she shows up at 60 minutes, or ABC News looking for work and her last gig was "on-air reporter for Howard Stern News". Then they listen to some of her work... "Lisa Glassburg... takes shits at work.... shits at work... shits at work".

    What is her next gig going to be? It's like being an IT guy and going to work for CockGobblers.com. The pay might be fine, but good luck explaining how your IT career was writing software to auto-download porn viruses onto people's computer.
     
  19. JohnnyDollar

    JohnnyDollar Racist Banned User

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    There's always Granny Porn.:dontknow:
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Yeah.............But I miss Penny Crone.......