Sudden severe stomach ache and bloating

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    I can hardly move. It feels like something is stuck in my stomach and the pain is excruciating. I think I need to barf but when I tried to force it, only burning acid came out. Anyone have any idea what it could be? I'm getting really worried, it's been two hours already and it's not getting any better. It's keeping me awake
     
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    have you tried farting?
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    Dammit no breaking world records :pissed:
     
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    Drink some water and walk around a bit. You might loosen up some poop.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    I've tried but I can seriously hardly move.
     
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    because the first source of medical information I turn to is a message board. I HATE ALL OF YOU
     
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    gary is preggers o_O
     
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    Take a bath... And wrap a hot towel around your head.
     
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    fuck OFF.
     
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    That's not good Gary. I hope you feel better.
     
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    :eek:
     
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    Maybe a trip to the hospital is in order? I seriously doubt it though,but you can never rule out intestinal blockage. When did you last poop?
     
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    a plastic bag would work better
     
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    i used to run on late night ambulance calls with young kids (around 5 yrs old) with similar symptoms. the mothers would be flipping out. we would get to the ER and the doc would do the normal checks and then press on the kids' tummys with the palm of his hand. the kids would always make a fart like a whoppee cushion in slow motion and the problem would be cured.
     
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    Hey baby :wub:
     
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    This girl is professional. I would listen to her gary.
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    it's Gastric Dilatation/Volvulus :omg:
     
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    :spit:
     
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    can't tell you how many times that happened. usually late Sunday night. after awhile it became the opening for Sunday night at the diner for coffee with the crew.