Suddenly Howard & Beth taking note of the 4th anniversary of their fake wedding

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Thelma, Oct 3, 2012.

  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Today Howard spoke of it as a "special day that we all celebrate."

    Robin said Beth "won the lottery."

    And Beth had a fond look back at the hooker wedding dress ...

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  2. Beer Chugger

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    Truer words were never spoken.
     
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    Won the lottery was the funniest thing that Robin have said in ages.

    Really calling out Howard, and Howard don't get it.
     
  4. Kamie

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    And this is why I believe Winst. If I am married in, say, August and then have a follow up celebration in October, I don't celebrate that October day as my anniversary, but rather the day in August. Yet every year they consistently celebrate the October date as their anniversary. That makes no sense. I think the whole thing is a sham.
     
  5. AGT Blows

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    Only one year left on the beard contract. Beth can see the light at the end of the tunnel.
     
  6. Engaged Chicken

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    And do you also run around telling people "We've been together twelve years, we've been together twelve years, we've been together twelve years." ???? That's the other thing that irritates me. :grr:


    Also, in Beth years, the only events that count are the events that had celebrities attending them.
     
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  7. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    And how insane is it that she would post that picture with pride? She looks like a fucking slut. Ridiculous.
     
  8. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    YOU wouldn't do that, but if you were lying about the date that you met, you would probably overcompensate and say it all the time. The dates are moving targets too. I was listening to Stern Show Shuffle, and the original air date of the segment was March 2001. Howard said that he had been in therapy for 3 years, which means he started in 1998. That is 14 years, but that time frame has **poof** miraculously changed in 2012.
     
  9. FSFN

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    I think the sluttyness of Beth's dress is blinding everybody how ridiculous Howard looks. I dare anyone to look at him for more than 5 seconds and not laugh.

     
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    Exactly

    I remember the exact date that my wife and I started dating. Knowing the date my be a bit much but my parents remember theirs as well and certainly everyone knows the year.
     
  11. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I imagine the loyal staff looks back fondly as well to when they were invited to their bosses wedding, seated at tables in the back and fed food that none of them could stand while listening to their bosses long time enemy make the toast.
     
  12. harlock

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    I remember Bubba saying that a bunch of them had to go out for real food afterwards.
     
  13. Bye You!

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    I remember the date Monk and I met, and so does he. It's sweet. :love:

    Those two are just bananas.
     
  14. Lou Skunt

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    I usually do that after eating at my mother-in-law's house. :D
     
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    That is cool. I remember the date I met my wife and exactly what we did...saw the movie Ghost. I even remember the date of our first "intimate" encounter. That date recently past and I mentioned it to her. :jj: She told me I was weird for remembering "that" date. Apparently it was more memorable for me than it was for her. :facepalm: :rofl:
     
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    :c

    So did you cry at Ghost? Did she?

    That penny scene gets me. :boohoo:
     
  17. Lou Skunt

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    She did, I got a little emotional when he gets shot. For some reason that is the part that gets me. :dontknow:
     
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    Winner!!! :yay:
     
  19. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    That was the pisser...having Chevy Chase there
     
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    Bananas? A veiled monk reference?