Suffered a Big Loss

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  1. LawyerLarry

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    I woke up this morning to an empty bed and a 2 page Dear John letter on my desk. After I went to bed last night, my gf snooped through my computer and saw where I pm'd a pic of myself to a female Dawgs poster. I'm hung over and going back to bed for a little while. I will process this later.
     
    Jul 11, 2015 #1
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    communication is the key, Larry. Talk it out with her.
     
    Jul 11, 2015 #2
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    :eek:
     
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    Here we go again. Cyg2112.?
     
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  5. Bye You!

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    Isn't it against the laaaaww to duplicate an epic thread title?

    I want you to go to jail for this!
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Who is the girl in your av? One of the hottest chicks on the interweb
     
    Jul 11, 2015 #6
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    schmoopy is not female, bro. You should be fine.
     
    Jul 11, 2015 #7
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  8. Bye You!

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    You need to get her back stat, LL. You'll never find another chick to tolerate those rasslin' belts.
     
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    She left over that? Not all the wrestling belts? You fucked up.
     
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    No rasslin' speak, not sure this is Larry, could be a work
     
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    Christina Model. Yeah, pretty freaking hot

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    Who was the lucky girl and how was it received?
     
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    This girl literally sneakily left you after snooping in your shit only to find a harmless PM? She's a drama queen. You're better off w/out her.
     
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    You PMing the little guy to girls again?:p
     
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    Just the snooping alone would make me be glad to be rid of her.
     
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    Post the letter.

    And use a login password on your computer.
     
    Jul 11, 2015 #16
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    ... You guys know he watches like five hours minimum of wrestling per week and has like eight belts hanging on his wall, right?

    I don't care if she cold-called every number in my phone, the woman who tolerates that is marriage material.
     
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    I'm sworn to secrecy, but she reciprocated with a pic as well and I responded, "Nice! Now I can't get up from my desk." That was referenced in the dear John letter. I didn't even send a dick pic. It was just my upper torso.
     
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    I know, I already said that. :hhh:
     
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    :rofl:...I mean :console:..I mean :eek:...I mean :nooo:
     
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