Suffered a GREAT loss!!

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  1. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    I've been out of the loop for the past few weeks due to the drama of finally kicking my GF out of the house.
    It's been awesome! She came home from Puerto Rico after visiting her 'dying' father (who is still alive and well) and it was like having a stranger waltz in. She gained at least 20 more lbs, and immediately started giving me a hard time.
    She knows my recent killer commission check is coming in this week, and she's in need of a new car and clothes...
    So, I spent zero time letting her know that I had decided we were no longer going to be together.
    I gave her a check for 10k, and I had already rented a storage unit for her, and told her to GTFO.
    I had movers come over this past Friday, and all her shit was hauled away. I changed the locks, and she's run back to PR sobbing about what a cunt I am.
    I am proud to say this chapter of my life is closed...and I owe a lot of it to the support you fuckers here at the Shed gave me.
     
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    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :beer: Good for you!! Oh, you're going to be so much happier! I'm very happy for you!! :yay:
     
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  3. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    Thanks! I'm already having the time of my life!
     
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  4. Alisonsbankacct

    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    can you break up with me i only need 5 grand
     
  6. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    LOL.
     
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    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    You rock, GG!!!! So difficult to rid oneself of toxic people and toxic relationships!!!! @meanredhed is right: happiness and a renewed sense of strength are coming your way if you're not experiencing it already.

    So happy for you :)
     
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  8. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    You should start training for some grief/loss counseling
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I'd be happy to induct you back into the hetero team.
     
  10. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    Yes...I'm starting at the local titty bar then making my way into the homo section of philly to continue...
     
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    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    good for you - i know you've been unhappy for awhile.

    but...why did you give her 10k?
     
  12. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    i hope you find the right thoughts or inspiration to handle losing someone who is very much alive and still a major force in your heart and mind
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Noice!


    Now post some pictures of her!
     
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  14. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    A P.R. ??? Shame on you for no taste.....
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    She was very hot when I met her! Shit went down hill fast. Real Fast. Imagine Jennifer Lopez...now imagine her 150lbs heavier.
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Maybe you should give cock a try. Now that youre older, you might really enjoy it.

    Start with mine please.
     
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    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

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    And I owe it all to yoooooouuuu!!!
     
  18. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    Guilt.
    She has no job so I figured this would release me of the guilt I felt over tossing her out with no home.
     
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    BethOsItchyHem Well-Known Member

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    Did she cash the check?, why would she accept the money?. You should cancel that shit on her.
    I guess if she stays away 10 g aint so bad.
     
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  20. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    :yay::yay::yay::yay: Very happy for you.

    But wait, you don't play with weird dolls, do you?
     
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