I've been out of the loop for the past few weeks due to the drama of finally kicking my GF out of the house. It's been awesome! She came home from Puerto Rico after visiting her 'dying' father (who is still alive and well) and it was like having a stranger waltz in. She gained at least 20 more lbs, and immediately started giving me a hard time. She knows my recent killer commission check is coming in this week, and she's in need of a new car and clothes... So, I spent zero time letting her know that I had decided we were no longer going to be together. I gave her a check for 10k, and I had already rented a storage unit for her, and told her to GTFO. I had movers come over this past Friday, and all her shit was hauled away. I changed the locks, and she's run back to PR sobbing about what a cunt I am. I am proud to say this chapter of my life is closed...and I owe a lot of it to the support you fuckers here at the Shed gave me.