Suffered A Medium Loss

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  1. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    Just found out a kid I was friends with from high school died from heart failure. he was only 37 - a year younger than me.
    Seemed to be in good shape and stuff like that. This is the first friend I remained in contact with that has passed away.
    I guess it only gets worse as you get older.
    So now his sister called me and wants me to take care of the funeral at my funeral home. Im going to pass it along to one of other directors I work with and i'll oversee everything. I don't think I could personally handle doing a prep on someone I was actually friends or family with. That would be another first for me.
     
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    i thought the long island medium passed.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Dammit! I was hoping to read about the collapse of your new fake relationship.
     
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    would you stop... lol
     
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    [​IMG]

    ^ more real than your stories...
     
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    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

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    Robin, this funeral director I know actually gets to pull dead guys' pants down and stare at their cocks. How lucky is he?...........Robin?
     
  7. cygnus2112

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    that's a funny video.
    I really wish this was a story though lol
     
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    Two of my friends from high school got into dealing drugs. They had an argument about money. One of them killed the other with a hammer. It was supposed to be very gruesome crime scene. the one with the hammer is serving life without parole. Just thought I'd give you an uplifting story to help.
     
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    wow that's awful
     
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    Would you do a Cosplay-themed funeral if Padame passed on and those were her wishes?
     
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    yes of course I would.
    edit:
    we would definitely have to not have any other viewings going on that day though.
    People there for another person may get offended.
     
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    Then could we see a pic?
     
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    so(rry) for you loss

    You only get half a sorry for a medium loss.
     
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    no, no more personal stuff.
     
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    sounds like you'll be consoling the sister
    [​IMG]
     
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    What character do you feel she would have you dressed up as?
     
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    At least it was only a medium loss.

    Wait until someone close kicks. It sucks

    Sorry anyway
     
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    Props for the awesome thread title. All is forgiven for that abortion of thread that was a 'great loss'.
     
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    First time a friend passed away from a heart attack was in 8th grade.
    His name was Turkey because oddly enough, he looked like a turkey.
    Great baseball player.

    The whole class was like, a heart attack? :wtf:
    And then we moved on without even skipping a beat.

    :dontknow:
     
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    Already been through that with my father, but he lived out of state
     
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