Suicide bomber blows up at his own funeral

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  1. RenchFries

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    :lol:

    :owned:
     
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    Allah Akbar. :jj:

    God just blew you up, and now he's great?
     
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    :owned: is yelling "allah akbar" as you got blowed up by a dead guy. :jj:
     
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    Damns, that fucked some shit up seriously bad.
     
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    Somebody else planted the bomb.:rolleye:

    The deceased was too busy with his 72 virgins IMO.:ucoffee:
     
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    Nice grammar.
     
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    Dave. :lo5:
     
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    Shit....that must have stunk up da joint !!
     
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    Wait....are you telling us that the dead guy didn't plant the bomb?

    But the thread title leads me to believe that he did. Whats really going on?
     
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    They react to it that way almost like it's a reflex. Simple minded morons.
     
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    schmoopy. :nojj:
     
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    sup, Freds. :iohi5:
     
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    Male Muslim suicide bombers get 72 virgins, so what do the female Muslim suicide bombers get? :scratch:
     
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    They get their hymen back.
     
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    72 days at the hair and nail salon?:jj:
     
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    We come out to Myrtle Beach, SC to punch you in the face, 72 times. That is what she gets. :rolleyes:
     
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    dumb

    Fuck off, corrupt smiley fuck!
     
  19. Schmoopy

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    really dumb
     
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    jizzlets will claim hoax.