Suicide by tiger .....

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :facepalm:

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    [video=youtube;RB61MgcBZFA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB61MgcBZFA[/video]



    http://newsfeed.time.com/2014/02/19...ed-himself-to-tigers-gets-rejected/?hpt=hp_t2
     
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  2. Phillipmcd

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    The guy can't do anything right. He must really feel like a loser now! :coffee:
     
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  4. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    even the tigers know not to eat the crappy food in china...

    plus they would have just been hungry again in a couple of hours anyways
     
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    This. They could probably smell the CRAZY a mile away. :jj:
     
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    fuzzynuts 99% Relevant

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    He just did it wrong. Next time you're at the zoo limp past the tiger cage. You'll get plenty of attention.
     
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  7. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    apparently tigers think you can catch crazy...


    if he really wanted to die all he had to do is rush them and go for a bear hug

    that would have been the end of that big cats don't fuck around


    [video=youtube;FK4r-1BnTXA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK4r-1BnTXA[/video]
     
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  8. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    Or run away from them. Inspire their instinct to chase.
     
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  9. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    How come they never show the actual eating of the kill? :munch:
     
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  10. HowieStearn

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    that loser should kill himself. no wait
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    if you are a cameraman are you really going to follow a Jaguar hungry enough to kill that thing?
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    too soon
     
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  13. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Sure. I mean, the jaguar's got his dinner, to-go. Why not film the whole thing? :munch:
     
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    ya. I think he is ok :giggle:

    [video=youtube_share;lZm4ZgNHbsQ]http://youtu.be/lZm4ZgNHbsQ[/video]
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    he can walk it off
     
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    Isn't that kind of like filming the porn girl as she cleans up? I mean, the kill is the climax, right? All down hill from there.
     
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    BTW, I wonder if Howard was to croak in chimney manor and Beth was away if his cats would eat his lizard flesh. They're bound to get hungry. I figure the oil would run out of his perm, down his skin and keep his meat nice and tender.:drool:
     
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  18. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    I might feel that way if I ever got to see it...just once. :dontknow:
     
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  19. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    Nah. They'd smell the plastic in his nose, chin and neck and use him as a litter box. :yes:
     
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    At the Toronto zoo in october and I was staring at the Siberian Tiger.
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    We made eye contact and no way would it look away, so I wouldn't either. Stared and stared for a couple minutes and then I made a little move towards it and the fucker freaked out at me. Jumped up and paced and just stared and stared and stalked me as I walked around the enclosure. He followed me right around and stared at me the entire time huffing and growling. I was fucking happy for the high fences. He would of had a fine feast on me if he could of gotten out of that cage. Freaked us out how aggressive it got.
     
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