Suicide in 5...4...3...2...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nurse Remulak, Feb 8, 2013.

  1. Nurse Remulak

    Nurse Remulak New Member

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    Poor Lindsay.. I don't think suicide is too far off now.. She's flat broke.. basically homeless.. owes the IRS a ton of $$$... owes her lawyer a ton of $$$.. owes people in Hollywood tons of $$$.. her career in the total shitter.. legal issues up the ass.. bat-shit crazy and broke parents.. no guys wanna really fuck her anymore.. she looks 45 but is 25, total botox face.. and now where she is living with mommy on Long Island has been foreclosed upon..

    Porno or stripping is all she really has left.. and even those opportunities are shrinking.. I smell a suicide soon.. Sad.. she used to be sooo fucking cute..

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  2. HowieStearn

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    I smell something else
     
  3. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    i still can't figure out where that foot is coming from.
     
  4. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Dam, I thought it was going to be you. I was all like :munch: then I clicked and was all like :bjmimic:.
     
  5. HowieStearn

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    from her back
     
  6. joe361

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    I know big disappointment.
     
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    She'll be alright, I sense a comeback soon.
    I'm sure Quentin Tarantino is already working on something with her in mind.
     
  8. Gretsch Man

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    Having one less dopey celebrity in the world wouldn't really be a bad thing.
     
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    It's her Antonio Banderas blow up doll!


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    Herbie unfully loaded.
     
  11. hbosch

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    Agree 100%. We get all of our opinions from the media anyway. Pulp fiction had the world believing that travolta was a great talent. Take last years Oscar winner for best actress (unless it was Meryl Streep ) and put Lindsey lohan in that role and her career would have a "Miraculous turnaround". Just look at Robert Downey jr.
     
  12. Mr. Potato Head

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    They are laying on the bed behind her. :wtf:
     
  13. joe361

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    How much could she get for doing a hardcore porno? I say 10 million.
     
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    The dark spot is clothes, an arm above that, and then the pillows towards the head of the bed. :dontknow:
     
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    i think i see it, but the arm looks like and arm of a chair.
     
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    It looks odd, but it's just an illusion. :thumbup2:
     
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    She is getting paid big bucks for personal "appearances" overseas. I think she is on her way to dubai
     
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    She's too delusional and narcissistic to kill herself. She'll just keep hooking and injecting her face.
     
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    She can follow Beth's path to success! Go to Dubai and get soiled be dozens of wealthy Arabs, then return to NY and find a hideous wealthy Jew to take care of you and buy you a career!
     
  20. You Knew!

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    Yes. The person behind her is sitting on a chair next to the bed. The arm is in the arm rest and the feet are stretched out and resting on a hassock or something. The legs are crossed. If you look closely you can see the other leg underneath.