News 'Suitcase bomb' explodes near migration office in Germany

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  1. AmishGirl

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    (did a search, haven't seen this one - apologies if a dbl post)

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ffice-Nuremberg-Germany-alert-ISIS-fears.html

    Explosion took place near migration office in Zirndorf, outside Nuremberg

    Blast reportedly came from a suitcase bomb that was filled with aerosols

    Witnesses heard a loud bang and found a burning suitcase in a garden

    No fatalities or injuries have been reported and police evacuated the scene

    Officers are looking for a man of Mediterranean appearance and a woman

    Latest incident to rock Europe comes just a day after priest killed in France
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    It was a blast of wind from Howard Stern's asshole
     
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    Mediterranean appearance...must be Italian.
     
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    Sad. I loved my time in Europe. Not going back anytime soon. :oops:
     
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    Religion of peace spreading the love, one explosion at a time.
     
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    Fucking savages.
     
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    God help us, Jesus! God and baby Jesus, help us.
     
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    If someone jaywalks in Europe, don't they first look for the Mediteranean appearance?
     
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    Police says "no explosion".

     
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    Thanks for posting foreign tweets.

    Hey, have I ever told you that I pray for the utter destruction of Germany? I mean really burn to the ground kind of shit.
     
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    Totally - hey, there's French culture in Tahiti, too ....

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    Combustion residues in the suitcase show burnt clothing and parts of a spray can. No explosives.

     
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    They weren't happy in their country, they're not happy in Germany. I have a feeling they won't be happy anywhere.
     
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    WTF is wrong with Germany? Round 'em up and move 'em out. Fuck, reactivate some of those "Nazi Death Camps(tm)" and store them there until such time as they can all be deported. Cut the crap, in other words. What's it going to take?
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    First is was one or two a year. Then monthly, then weekly, pretty soon it will be a daily occurance. Enjoy your diversity!
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Note to self: Idea for solving migrant crisis and high Muslim unemployment in Germany.

    1. Hire Muslims to serve as "living history" actors at Dachau to enhance the visitor experience. Have them wear striped pajamas with a gold star on them for realism.

    2. Increased tourism from enhanced experience will offset part of the costs.

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    Technically burning a suitcase isn't an explosion, hence their parsing of the term.
     
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    Reconquista.
    Where are Ferdinand and Isabella when you need them?