News Sum Ting Wong, Charlie deep fwys wife hands

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    Man Burns Wife's Hands in Oceanside Restaurant's Deep Fryer During Argument: Cops
    The couple's two children were at the scene during the incident Sunday night, police say.
    Long Beach, NY


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    OCEANSIDE, NY - An Island Park man was arrested for pushing his wife toward a deep fryer and causing her to burn her hands at their Chinese restaurant in Oceanside on Sunday night, according to Nassau Police.

    Xiuling Xiao, 39, was arguing with his 39-year-old wife while working at their restaurant (police did not name the restaurant) at about 8:10 p.m., police said.

    He grabbed her by the hair on the back of her head and pushed her toward the boiling deep fat fryer, causing both of her hands to become immersed in the boiling oil, police said.

    The couple's two children, ages 12 and 14, were at the scene during the incident, police said.

    The wife, who sustained second degree burns to her hands, was taken to a local hospital for treatment, police said. No other injuries were reported
     
  2. fixer

    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    What do you call a Chinese woman with two burnt hands? Nothing, you already told her twice. Just a joke, I'm totally against domestic violence, especially when children are around.
     
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    Fuuuuuck
     
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    #Asian hands batter


    Get it???? Get it????

    Someone rep me for that... fuck I am funny

    :dancin:
     
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    Fuck on side
     
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    Fuuck sauce
     
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    The ER smelled delicious that night
     
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    When I was a yoot and worked fast food I'd have to clean the fryers every week. We would empty them out and fill them with water and boil it and scrub blah blah blah. One night as usual I shut one down early to get started and filled it with cold water from the hose. I waited till some of the chicks came in the back and pretended to slip and put both my arms all the way in. I started screaming and putting on a show like Benjy would have. I thought it was a funny prank but I really scared them. One even started crying a little cause she thought I was gonna die. :jj:
     
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    Sad thing is the husband was angry 30 mins later
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    He'll be happy when he remembers he has leftovers
     
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    You are good
     
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    You want sauceonside? Guarantee the prick hubby will have her back on the job tomorrow and asking Why you faking?
     
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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
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    Why did he fry her hands?
    Did they run out of stray cats?
     
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    Ancient Chinese secret
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    My father was a fire lieutenant and he would have to rotate stations. Once he was stationed in the hood. They shared a back alley with a Vietnamese restaurant. They used to watch the employees lure stray cats into the back door.
     
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    then what happened?