Sunday afternoon drinking thread....with a twist

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  1. Getthepoisonout

    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    Drinking a giant jug of electrolytes in preparation for my colonoscopy tomorrow morning. About a quarter of the way through. The stuff is vile but I do have some tips for you those that need to go through this.....thanks to a diseased bowel and family history of colon cancer this is about my 13th or 14th one.
     
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    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    My friend just did this 4 days ago. She also has a family history of it.

    She vowed never to call me again when she's drinking that stuff because I kept making her laugh and she had to keep running to the bathroom.
     
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    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    1 hour and 15 minutes in. Expecting colon blow in about 15 to 20 minutes.
     
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    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    The taste of it is vile. I guzzle it down and then take a swig of beer. The beer is fine because its a clear liquid and I am not having enough to get drunk. The strong taste is the only thing that I have found to take away the gross taste of the prep liquid.
     
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    You are my god damn hero for this. Good luck.
     
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    I find your user name strangely appropriate for this thread. Good work, now put a couple rolls of TP in the freezer
     
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    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    Never thought of that before. It works!
     
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    thanks man. The best part is when they pump the demerol into you just before they start the procedure. I never understood how anyone could become a drug addict until I had this done. The sheer ecstacy of it is incredible.
     
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    Good luck with your scope.

    I know not what you meant but I will join you. Dreading work tomorrow.

    Having some of this.

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    and shots of this


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    The buzz after the colonoscopy is almost worth it. I went straight to the bar after mine to keeping going.
     
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    I'm digging in the box and downing the Busch Lights. I will blow out my colon tomorrow with the beer shits.
     
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    image.jpeg One of the funniest things everrrr.... Good luck GTPO!
     
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    Basil Hayden's is excellent!
     
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    That's funny, I have a bestie who calls me everytime she is in the bathroom.
    Making her laugh is my specialty and apparently it aids in her movements.

    She's disgusting, I love her to bits. :D
     
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    Here is the update.

    Drank the 4 Liters of stuff (1 gallon) in 5 hours. Important if you are doing this and following the directions on the package. They say to drink a glass every 10 minutes. That will bloat you and cause you to vomit. Drink every 10 to 15 min at the beginning but as your stomach gets very full.....relax, take 20 min, 30 min. It will all be good.

    Tip #2 (ha ha) - People expect to start the liquid shits right away....it can take a while... anywhere from 90 minutes to 3 hours. Took about 2 and a half hours to really get going for me today.

    Almost done now....liquid is mostly clear.

    Tip #3 - It never gets clear. Clear is no brown...yellow with little bits in it is clear. That is your stomach bile going though.


    That's all I got....waiting till its done so I can take a nice shower and then get in there first thing tomorrow.

    Tip #4 - If at all possible get the first appt. If you don't there is always someone ahead of you with "a complication" and you are waiting on a bed with and IV for 3 hours while they remove all of the other guys polyps.

    Final Tip

    Tip $5 - When you get home....don't wolf down a big meal. Have a piece of toast, and egg, a cup of coffee and then wait a few hours. Have a bit more afte that and a light dinner. Start eating regular the next day. You are so pumped full of gas from the procedure, if you eat heavy....you will cramp and possibly end back up in emergency while they try to figure out if they punctured your colon during the colonoscopy.
     
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    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    That sounds like my bestie !!! :)
     
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    Good luck tomorrow. Hope all's clear for you.
     
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    sounds like your getting the poison out

    good luck tomm
     
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    Thanks!
     
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    Avoided Thanksgiving leftovers until tonight. Ate leftovers and drank this leftover from Thanksgiving.