Super Amazing Happy Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by LonghornJ, Apr 14, 2013.

  1. LonghornJ

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    In this thread we celebrate Dow 15,000, middle market stock malaise, gun control, Michael Douglas playing Liberace, universal health care, immigrant amnesty, and foot jobs.

    It's going to be a great week for America everybody!
     
  2. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Did you just say Michael Douglas is gonna play Liberace?
     
  3. zingger

    zingger I'm Judging You Banned User

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    I don't like foot jobs.
     
  4. nightshift

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    i heard that -

    hes perfect for it too

    :D
     
  5. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I rolled everything out of mutuals this week. Winning.
     
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    zingger I'm Judging You Banned User

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    I always tell the asians, leave the feet alone. Concentrate on the taint.
     
  7. LonghornJ

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    Look, the kids need to see Gekko jerk Matt Damon off on tv... it's progress.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Holy Jesus.


    I might actually check that out.
     
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    hes gonna look just like him too
     
  10. wetback

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    HBO May 26th
     
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    Yeah I was just listening to news on the radio today, about some garbage that's happening, and thinking "Gee whiz, I'm so glad MY representatives in Government are doing exactly everything I want them to do, for me, on my dollar, and making life better for us all every day.....:smile:
     
  12. LonghornJ

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    Man... I hope Barack and Michelle had an awesome weekend. What do you think they did?

    Host Timberlake in the Lincoln bedroom? Jay-z? It must be so nice to be them....
     
  13. LonghornJ

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    I look up to them so much... they represent everything I was raised to think this country could be.

    God bless them.
     
  14. BaddFunn

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    I wish my brother George was here.
     
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    Look, you own a truck and a business... but you drive on roads. You didn't build that.
     
  16. LonghornJ

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    A couple wrenches and some washers... you didn't build those.
     
  17. LonghornJ

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    By the way, guns are bad. You should give up your effort of self defense because some crazy guy might shoot up a school... a school emblazoned with signage that says "hey, come shoot up this school, we're unarmed"

    If nobody has guns the snowflakes will be safe.
     
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    Long weekend, J?
     
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    J's hittin the hard stuff! :yes:
     
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    I don't own a gun and i feel perfectly safe. :dontknow: