Super deep and serious hypothetical question. This could blow your mind....

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    So lets say you're the quarterback of the Super Bowl team representing the NFC. I say NFC, because this could never happen to an AFC team.

    Any rate, it's the 3rd Quarter of the game, and you're kind of sick and dehydrated. All of a sudden, as you're lined up for the play, you completely and totally shit yourself. Really, really bad. No question about what just happened. The play gets run, a running play for 2 yards, and you come out of the game, where you go to the locker room to shower, change, get healthcare.

    You're able to come back in the 4th quarter, and lead the team to the winning field goal. The running back wins MVP.




    Are you remembered as a Super Bowl hero, or the guy who shit his pants in the Super Bowl?



    I think you're remembered for eternity as the guy who shit his pants in the SB. :c
     
  2. doughhead63

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    Dave Lombardi
     
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    roberto duran shit his pants & said no mas....true story
     
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    Romo rhymes with Homo
     
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    stupidest question since, why is breaking bad such a great show
     
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    Did you shit yourself again ?
     
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    my mind was not blown
     
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    Wouldn't the guy that kicked the game-winning field goal be the hero regardless? :dontknow:
     
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    I stopped reading at "quarterback".
     
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    you know what that is?
     
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    What she gets back from her $20 bill at the liquor store .
     
  13. gilaet

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    :jj:
     
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    :rimshot:
     
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    Obv the punchline. You ain't that quick. How about the rest of the joke......fo a dum fuck.
     
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    He would be shitboy for his whole career and beyond.
     
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    The real question is: Why does Tom Brady shit himself every time The Patriots play The Giants in The Super Bowl?
     
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    The "Tuck Rule".

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    i think dave really shit his pants playing electric football
     
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