Super Healthy Cooking with garypagetwo! WARNING: FAIL RECIPE

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    These days when I'm cooking, I try to go for maximum healthiness. Essentially this means low calorie, high protein + fiber.

    So to start off with, I boiled some water

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  2. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    ...then I added a boil bag of brown rice.

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  3. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    I wanted to experiment a bit, so after draining the excess water, I added some soy sauce to the rice.

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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    Added 2 cans of tuna

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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    ...and almost a full can of green beans

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  6. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    Sriracha to taste

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    Canned green beans?? There's nothing healthy about that
     
  9. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    End result moneyshot.

    Around 600kcal, 50g protein + healthy carbs and fiber.

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  10. BrulesRules

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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    It was disgusting and made me sick after eating some. I put the rest where it belonged.

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  12. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    negged for being a retard
     
  13. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I was with you until you put the Green Beans in there. Eat those in a separate bowl. That's what I would do.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Please order 14 pizzas.
     
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    Yeah if i ever make it again im gonna use broccoli instead.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    what the hell is your problem???
     
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    :jj: looked pretty gross bro,
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    yeah i dont know what i was thinking :( and now id kill for a large muffin and some chocolate
     
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    You threw your dinner in the trash. You are out of options. Please order 14 mayonnaise and steak fat pizzas.