News Super Lice Hits Half of USA - Resistant to Normal Treatments

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    Parents Beware!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3468771/Super-lice-outbreak-hits-half-country.html

    A strain of 'super lice' has hit half the country causing concern as the bugs reportedly cannot be killed with most over-the-counter treatments.

    The chemical used in most treatments, pyrethroids, had a 100 per cent success rate in 2000, however in 2013 it was only effective in 25 per cent of cases, according to KSDK.

    The 25 States in which 100 percent of the tested lice were resistant include Illinois, Michigan, California, Texas and Arizona.

    A new FDA-approved treatment, AirAllé, which costs about $170 takes about an hour and has reportedly been found to be effective against the bugs.

    'We use heated air and we dehydrate the lice and the eggs in a single treatment,' Claire Roberts, CEO of Lice Clinics of America told KSDK. 'It takes about an hour, and we guarantee it.'

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    Ugh..we had all these wonderful pesticides until someone cried over those faggot bald eagles.
     
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    Coming soon to a border town near you. The great wall of America! You know some dirty 3rd world undocumented brought it over, among there other gifts of love for our country.
     
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    To all you 18-25 yr old chicas suffering from super lice. My ball batter is the only known cure. One tablespoon should do it
     
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    Ahhhh dont panick its only 25 states. The goverment has it under controll just ask them.
     
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