Super Mario Dysfunctional Tales : Update on My cousin Nate robbing My Grandma.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, Dec 15, 2012.

  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Well its been like less than Four weeks and My grandma wants absolutely nothing to do with him . Understandably seeing as she stole Her ring ,her Flatware, necklace and wrote out one of her checks for 420 dollars. He paid back the money for the check only because we threatened to call the Police on him


    Well yesterday My Uncle (his Dad)wanted to know if my Grandma could drive his check over to her house. My grandma Said okay and my Uncle said that Nate can go pick up the check from her........My Grandma started laughing because She thought my uncle was joking.. then she said Hell no.He mumbled something and she said whats the problem. THis mother fucker had the Audacity to say " Isnt it time you forgive and forget??" ....

    My Grandma popped off on him and reminded him that he is dirt and she never wants to see him again. He is dead to her and than this piece of shit said well your making me choose between you and my son or something. My uncle can go fuck himself too. It completly blows my mind that he thinks there is recovering from something like that....how delusional
     
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    jackie :facepalm:
     
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    Goatcabin hit lol would :jj:
     
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    That tattoo is fuckin' hawt! :jerk:
     
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  7. Super Mario

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    This thread sounded alot better in my head :jj:
     
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    Fuck $420, that other stuff can never be replaced by money.
     
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    Its a good thread.
     
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    :nojj:

    Bob Redford gif. Lol doughhead63 :jj:
     
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    Odd that he would write the check for 420. Is Nate into drugs?
     
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    Thanx for the update, Mario.

    How goes the BFF situation? Have the two of you plotted any new acts of vengeance against the ex?
     
  13. Super Mario

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    yes He is . We think its speed stuff like adderal and Ritalin or meth.
     
  14. Super Mario

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    Haha no but he tried to contact her with some text message this week of some video they used to like. Like that was going to make up for what he did. She ignored it of course. I guess he posted on fb that I am my own enemy and my sister liked the post. Little does he know is that is how we found out is from her.
     
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    So does man anus, I'd think.
     
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    She might be too fit for him.
     
  17. Super Mario

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    nothing taste better than dick from a hot guy.
     
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    That's horrible Mario. Is he a druggie?
     
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    Looks is an indicator of penis taste? I never noticed that it made much difference in the taste of the vag.
     
  20. Super Mario

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    yeah we think he is dealing. He is a degenerate he decided to steal from my grandma and he was out of work and my grandma let him come to her apartment to clean for him. and he turns around and cleans her out.
    Its obviously more enjoyable .I am just as turned offby an unattractive guy as you are.