Super Marios hot date thread with a Greek accountant fucking nervous

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, May 27, 2013.

  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Going to be my first real date in years. That other dude did not count a few years back. Because I was not attracted to him. I was using him for free dinner s at nice places. This is going to be my first real date in almost 10 years. We text and talk every day and I just need advice on how to act and what to wear I'll post some shirts later and update you guys via the bathroom on how the date is going. I'm praying I don't fuck it up.
     
  2. Swayze

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    Wash your ass
     
  3. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    just be yourself, makes it easier on the 2nd and 3rd date and so on
     
  4. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You text and talk too much. You'll have nothing to talk about on your date. Way to fuck it all up.


    And don't eat so much, you might get poopy on his weiner.
     
  5. Teeney

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    You will be fine just go there be yourself and have fun.
     
  6. artful dodger

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    you are so getting fucked tonight
     
  7. Stew Nod

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    I have no idear how the gay dating thing goes...but, usually people like if you discuss 'them'. If you're nervous about it going OK, you can always try that technique till you feel more comfortable...Also, have a few drinks to loosen up, but dont get sloppy drunk. Don't talk about ex relationships...blah, blah, blah
     
  8. HaroldJackson

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    Did you establish who is the man and who is the woman yet?
     
  9. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    So just Come right out with the whole message board addict bipolar living at home with no car thing on the first date?
     
  10. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Wait....who goes on dates at 1AM? Damn I'm getting old, lol
     
  11. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    are you going to a chain restaurant?
     
  12. JumboWop

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    this and wear an appropriate outfit
     
  13. Super Mario

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    We are not texting get to know you stuff just funny bull shit. Thats why I like him he has a really good sense of humor
     
  14. DogStar69

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    You know how you act?

















    act the complete opposite :dadance:

    PS Accountants are cheap, so make sure you tell him you work in the bar and restaurant field so he tips.
     
  15. Super Mario

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    Yeah he kind of seems like he likes to drunk. I'm driving so 2 beers for me and then water in between.
     
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    stopp itt
     
  17. Super Mario

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    No drinks and food in tremont
     
  18. Super Mario

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    Lol it's at 5 30 6 tomorrow evening
     
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    :worried:
     
  20. Mack

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    :jj: