super-tan bitches in winter

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    do you like them?

    Being winter in Chicago, we don't get a lot of sun and the beaches are a little chilly. I always see these chicks that look like they live next door to GHP. I can't stand it. I immediately don't like you because you are fake. It's even worse if you deny that you tan. A little color is fine if you are trying to feel better about yourself or just need the UV therapy but looking like a burnt marshmallow makes me instantly hate you.

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  2. Vyb

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    that's too tan anytime of year
     
  3. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I 'd still fuck her.
     
  4. banksy

    banksy Hey. You ugly. You yo daddy's son. VIP

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    shhh! Nerd's around! :whistle:
     
  5. Hamptons Ranger

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    She looks super cunty.
     
  6. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    that goes without saying :) I'm more bothered by the fried hair, but the tan is hideous too
     
  7. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    dude look at me I look like fucking shit I need some color you are saying dont go tanning at all?? what the fuck is wrong with you. btw there this transgender girl that really good at guitar I can see you fucking her for some reason,

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  8. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    naw bra, a little color is fine. I get that. It's the over the top chicks that make me insane. You know what I'm talking about.
     
  9. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    She's in blackface territory.
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  10. Sissy

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    This.
     
  11. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    A mom at my kids school is that tan year round. She looks like the Dog the Bounty Hunters wife but totally tan. She also talks super loud about really un-important shit.
     
  12. Blackened

    Blackened Commitment to Excellence VIP

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    not feeling the fake tans either.. it's February and it's 70 degrees out.. go outside for fucks sake
     
  13. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    do you think any of the children at the school consider you a dilf?
     
  14. Super Mario

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    listen you dumb retard asshole.not everyone is in California.I aint gonna see shit till at least may unless I go to a tanning bed or tanner.
     
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    Blackened Commitment to Excellence VIP

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    I meant if you live around me obviously.. I couldn't give a shit what goes on outside California
     
  16. DrivenByDemons

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    :weird:
     
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    I saw a super tan lady at a restaurant the other day and couldn't keep from staring at her. Her husband was as pale as the rest of us but she looked like she just stepped off of Miami beach. She also had about a month old baby. So, she either kept her tanning up through the pregnancy or went right out as soon as she delivered and got on the tanning bed. I wonder what her stretch marks look like? crinkled leather?
     
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    Nothing creepy about that question.
     
  20. FtM

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    You're a good-looking guy, Mario.

    Lose the cigarette though. They look cool, but they stink. An example...

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    ...and as far as the tan thing goes, I don't think a fake tan looks that good, but a healthy and natural bit of sun is a thing of beauty. I make it a point to lay out in the summer every three years and I stay pale for the rest of the time and wear sunblock. I don't want wrinkles or skin cancer. :)