Supermarket was putting out the Halloween stuff today (no pics)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Magnificent Mr. Hole, Jul 9, 2012.

  1. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    Fuck time goes too fast. :grouch:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You should have jumped up on the checkout counter and taken a shit on the conveyor belt and screamed IT'S ONLY JULY A group of lovely people and ran out the door
     
  3. BrulesRules

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    you mean they have sold all the buy one get 3 free fireworks already?
     
  4. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    :cwl:
     
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    Repackaged leftover Easter candy.
     
  6. Pony

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    :facepalm: How absurd. The back to school supplies were right next to it?
     
  7. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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    They put them in the sad corner where they sell the plants and get well balloons and the lawn furniture no one buys because its a supermarket.
     
  8. beatlejaws

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    i can't wait for fall
     
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    as long as it's not Good & Plenty..god those suck shit.
     
  10. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, modern preservatives keep all that stuff from rotting, chocolate use to turn white after a little while if not sold quick enough.
     
  11. gilaet

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    I used to work the candy department at a local food distribution company.
    You'd be surprised how long some of that shit sits in a warehouse.
     
  12. beatlejaws

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    i hate it when they put Cadbury's eggs in my bag
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I think it would feel awesome to pass a Cadbury egg through your penis
     
  14. BrulesRules

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    still better than a penny or one of those mini tooth brushes from the dentist in your neighborhood.
     
  15. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    Yeah.
     
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    not me
     
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    What is wrong with those people? :pissed:
     
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    Back in Ye Olden Dayes, when I was a boy, holiday sales usually started bout a month before the holiday in question....:2kbill: