News superstar poker player dumped by lesbian wife

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  1. rory

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    She met her future husband Chad Brown at the final table of the $25,000 April 26, 2006 World Poker Tour event.[14] She was engaged to Brown in 2008,[85] and the couple eloped in early 2009, making them the first married couple to be featured on the same major online poker team. The couple separated in 2012. The reasons for the separation were not stated, however, Rousso and Brown made comments to their followers on Twitter, announcing the breakup. Vanessa wrote "Despite great mutual fondness and respect, Chad and I have separated."[86]

    At the wrap party for Big Brother, Vanessa announced her engagement to her long-term girlfriend Melissa Ouellet[​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    "What a loser this Chad Brown must be!"
    -LDP
     
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    BLIND
    The generic term for either the big blind or the small blind. If you are one of the blinds, you are sitting either immediately to the left of the dealer button (small blind position) or one position farther left (big blind).

    ...or apparently what he was when he hooked up with that rug muncher.
     
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    Oh, he was way out of position and now everyone knows he took a bad beat on a terrible bluff.
     
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    It also looks like he wasn't very good "on the button" either :hhh:
     
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    Probably "short stacked" too :coffee:
     
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    He was always "limping in" to her pot..
     
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    She used to do the 'one-eyed Beth' move where she would show half of her face to look kind of hot. She rolls on the floor with pussy like Beth does, it seems.
     
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    As long as he got some closet time before she split.
     
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    Heyoooooo
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    I went out with a lesbian didn't know it at the time, was with her for about 3 years found out afterwards still had sex a few more times with her.
     
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    I think that dude passed away a few years back
     
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    Muck in gambling has multiple meanings. In poker, it most often refers to the pile of discarded cards into which players may throw their folded hands, in lesbian terms it has another meaning .
     
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    They'd be a fun foursome
     
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    Is any poker player really a "superstar"?

    If so, it's not Chad Brown.

    Non-story.
     
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    Chad Brown died from stomach cancer a few years ago.
     
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    She decided to get out before the flop ?

    I dunno, I got nothin
     
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    Very timely and relevant thread!
     
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