Sure-fire way to pass drug test

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  1. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Doing research for a friend. Yeah. What options are out there aside from bleach on finger and hidden piss bag? Please judge me. Thanks.
     
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    Be clean or use someone elses piss. What drug are you worried about?
     
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    Drown yourself with water, like a few gallons before the test. It will come back "inconclusive, dilute" a few days later. Don't be a dummy and smoke again during this time.
     
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    how about don't do drugs???


    what kind of test are we talking about?

    piss or hair?

    you are fucked if it is hair
     
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    Just harmless ganja :leaf:
     
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    doesn't work with hair test
     
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    what kind of work?
     
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    dont do drugs

    have some self control and self discipline

    im on probation and i stopped. for the sake of not going back to prison

     
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    No test yet, job searching now
     
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    Harmless yes, but it stays in your system the longest. Ive had luck with those piss clean drinks, but you still have to be clean for a few days before hand.
     
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    Whizzinator

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    Best of luck to you
     
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    Shave your entire body.
     
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    THAT'S what I'm looking for. Which one is best? Any ideas?
     
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    :echick:
     
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    Depends on how much you smoke. If that's all you do, all day, everyday, it will take the full month to get out. If it's casual use and you aren't a fat fuck, it takes about a week. One time will be gone in a few days.
     
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    Tell them you're a grown ass man. You'll pass.
     
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    okay ... hair test you are fucked... piss test don't do shit for 3 weeks

    simple...
     
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    isn't a bad idea .....
     
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