Surgery to remove giant scrotum left man with tiny penis

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  1. You Knew!

    You Knew! Well-Known Member

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    Apologies if this has already been posted, but I searched and couldn't find it.

    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/health/2013/06/22/13/01/surgery-to-remove-giant-scrotum-left-man-with-tiny-penis


    "I know the majority of people are probably expecting me to express extreme happiness and glee that my life has been transformed since the sac has been removed - but it’s not as simple as that," he was quoted as saying. "What came out of surgery is a nub an inch long and it doesn’t get any larger."
     
  2. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Too bad. I'm sure he was scoring left and right with that thing before this happened.
     
  3. Art

    Art Grandiloquent Bloviator VIP

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    Well, even though the surgery was, to my knowledge, performed gratis, I am sure he will find a way to sue. :rolleye:
     
  4. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    on the plus side, at least he can walk now. Maybe somebody will give him a free lengthening surgery.
     
  5. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    Now he's not special. :bigcry:
     
  6. mike25

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    doesn't 3 cm fall in the category of micro penis ? that's pretty special :c
     
  7. Anyonenow

    Anyonenow Well-Known Member

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    "Mr Warren requested to take the removed growth home with him after the operation" :facepalm:
     
  8. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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  9. joyceface

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    That guy's a dick.
     
  10. HS Cult Leader

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    No, he's a little dick.
     
  11. You Knew!

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  12. DogStar69

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    He acts like he was packing 12 inches when his balls weighed 200 pounds. :facepalm: Ungrateful you know what.
     
  13. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    thats one more inch then howard has
     
  14. DogStar69

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    He really has some big fucking balls to be so ungrateful :dadance:
     
  15. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    That's what HE said!
     
  16. joyceface

    joyceface Queen of Everything VIP

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    Would love to see photos of the surgery and after shots.
     
  17. Gromit

    Gromit New Member

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    Well THAT'S a load off! :toptip:
     
  18. TaTa Toothy

    TaTa Toothy New Member

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    I heard Jackie's laugh before I even opened this thread up to read. :p
     
  19. Beth143nacho

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    Some people are never happy...
     
  20. JDDaBadAhz

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    Hey he never said nothing about maintainin' penis size or nothin' like that.