Surprise! 6' 8" WNBA #1 pick Brittney Griner is a lesbo

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Apr 18, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    probably not by choice
     
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    that is a surprise. i woulda pegged her as a man. wonder if she's a hermie. there's that test to find out the female/male ratio.
     
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    How can you be a lezbo if you're a dude?
     
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    she has dainty hands
     
  6. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Seriously! Look how tiny the basketball looks in this photo! Beth can give her a run for her money still in the man hand department.

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    She makes Snoop for The Wire seem downright feminine,
     
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    That's weird.:scratch:
     
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    In her defense, Greeny is about 5'2. :coffee:
     
  10. j shmuck

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    First off, I assume the majority of the wnba are carpet munchers.

    Also, it's a good think she's gay, because a female that tall with those looks would find it near impossible finding a man
     
  11. SalsMasterShake

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    Man, I bet she has Marfan's Syndrome.

    Poor kid might not make it to 40 :nocheer:
     
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    I wouldn't fuck her with your dick clit.
     
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    Will she also be the first in WNBA history required to wear a jock strap? :gflash:
     
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    And she goes to a Bible Thumper college. She might be the only gay on campus, but I'll be she's not the only one with a "wide stance" in the locker room stalls.
     
  15. tHISisKiSSeL

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    good for her that she's making the most of her unfortunate genetics.
     
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    See: John Hein, Michael Douglas' son... They found a way and modern science has been unable to explain the phenomenon.
     
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    howard should marry her after the horse divorce. she can strap on a BBC and howard will never know the difference. the daughters have to like her better than horse, i'm sure she's not a spoiled gold digging lying cunt who has never done an honest day's work in her life.
     
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    A lot of angry, bored, dudes in this thread.
     
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    same hair as robin cmon choppers put robins head on her and visa versa