Surprise! You married your brother

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  1. jake206

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    A woman went in search of her long-lost mother - and discovered she has unknowingly married her own brother.

    Adriana, 39, and her husband Leandro, 37, have been together for seven years and have a six-year-old daughter.

    The Brazilian couple - who didn't want to reveal their surnames - spent their lives trying to find their respective mothers, who were both called Maria, and had both abandoned their children when they were still babies.

    But neither ever imagined - until this week - that the women they had both been searching for could have been the same person.

    Adriana, a cosmetics saleswoman, hadn't seen her mother since she was just one, when she left home leaving her to be raised by the girl's father.

    But neither ever imagined - until this week - that the women they had both been searching for could have been the same person.

    http://www.***************/news/art...aby-realises-unwittingly-married-BROTHER.html

    Wonder how many chromosomes that kid has.
     
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    It's a southern thing Robin.
     
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    This is some Brou Ha Ha
     
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    :owned:
     
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    "The odds of that happening must be like one in a brazillion"
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    They most likely had different dads so as long as mom wasn't a genetic freak the dangers are pretty low in their offspring being any more retarded than any other Brazilian is.
     
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    I bet they have different fathers.
     
  8. jake206

    jake206 Well-Known Member

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    Much like our nation's feral youth.
     
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    At least Beth didn't marry her brothers right Robin

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    Can 3 guys marry each other in PA (or NY)?
     
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    I ate my brother

    sorry bro
     
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    Eh. I'm only interested in Incest if it is Sister/Sister or Mother/Daughter. Brother/Sister is wrong, unless she's a step sister and hot, but then it wouldn't be incest. Same w/ adopted.

    I may or may not have stumbled across a sister whore duo, who said there would be full interaction between the 2, but when I found out they were 1/2 sisters (same mom) I passed. It didn't help that one was a smack user, either. If they were both just starting the downside of cracky, I would have been tempted. The hypothetical rate that was proposed was very reasonable. Pretty much their cut of the rate their agency charged, which basically worked out to a 2fer1 special.