Survival kits

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  1. reno

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    Ray Kelly said everybody should have a survival kit. What do you think would be in Howard's or Beth's?

    Would Howard would have spare wig glue for windy conditions. Would Beth would have a cell phone for taking selfies during the apocalypse.
     
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    cat food... selfie stick... kitty litter.. Howie would keep a gun so he can check out after he was driven crazy by beth worrying about all of the kitties that need help.
     
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    Survival you say?


    Beefus: jump rope, her IMDB page print out, Hello Kitty duct tape, and white asparagus.


    Howard: the first dollar he ever earned, a stick thermometer, and a picture of his mother in her 30's
     
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    Beth: A mirror

    Howard: Ralph
     
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    Personal apocalypse man and a stack of cat fancy back issues.

    I watched that show Preppers a few times and it made me decide id rather face death then live in a world full of those fucking retards.
     
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    It's hard for me to predict what they would pack.

    It would depend on which consultant Gunk hires to put them together.

    Maybe Marci can handle this one. At the very least, her ex fiance had a go bag.
     
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    Howard: Beautiful soup
    Beth: mini-rolled up red carpet.
     
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    12 almonds
     
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    Do they sell surviving kits for small deer?
     
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    Beth has a $10K closet full of survival gear.
     
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    Today's Home Depot Special Buy! Who knew?
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    Beth's strap on for howard if Ralph isn't available
     
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    Beth: A strapping young Cuban boy to carry her $60,000 Hermes bug-out bag filled with at least one kitten to play with during the apocalypse, a few portions of inheritance chicken for them to share and a case of $8 a bottle white zinfandel.


    Howard: Beth's strapping young Cuban boy.
     
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    Which would Howard prefer, shooting himself in the head with a small caliber and literally risking blowing his wig off OR going the Cobain route and using something with a bit more firepower, obliterating his entire head but also perhaps eliminating any proof of a wig?
     
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    Howard: emergency non-disclosure agreements

    Beth: cocaine and Botox.
     
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    Beth-- Crates of Yoda books for the after the disaster so the survivors can be cured by love.

    Wiggy -- His scarf collection because Varvatos probably won't be around after the disaster.
     
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    A dirty bomb would be a chance for me to lose weight Robin. My Varvatos suits are tight.
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    I have a go bag....but it includes no wig glue, Poligrip or Cat Fancy magazines.

    It includes bottled water, iodine tablets, a 9mm beretta and a box of ammo to go with it, a couple MRE's, a map of the sewer system for the city I live in, flashlight and extra batteries.....etc.

    I hope I never have to use it, but I am glad I have it just in case.
     
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