Suspect Punches Himself 45 Times in Jail, Claiming Police Brutality

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  1. dawg

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    Dumbest Criminal Ever: Jailed Man Aleksander Robin Tomaszewski beats himself up and accuses police assault him.

    A California man accused Oregon police of beating him up at the Lane County Sheriff’s Office on January 9, but surveillance footage told a different story.

    Aleksander Robin Tomaszewski, 33, said that during an interview regarding an unrelated case that’s under investigation, he was assaulted by detectives.

    Showing a pair of black eyes and multiple bruises on his face, Tomaszewski signed an incident report and repeatedly stated that he wanted to press charges against the officers.
    The only problem with his story was that surveillance cameras were rolling.The camera outside Tomaszewski's holding cell captured him punching himself in the face a total of 45 times over the course of four minutes.

    Cops confronted Tomaszewski with the video and that's when he admitted that
    he thought his plan would get him released from jail. Tomaszewski was charged with initiating a false report and attempted coercion. He was found guilty last week and was sentenced to 20 days in jail and fined $500.

     
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    Tomaszewski, hmmm thats a polish last name. these jokes write themselves folks
     
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    Tomaszewksi, Ostrosky, sounds the same to me.
     
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    Like he said, the jokes write themselves.
     
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    I had a guy that squared up on me and went for a fist fight while I was alone after a foot chase for domestic violence (he beat the fuck out of his wife). It took a few good shots to get him to where I could cuff him. I reported it all and had pics taken at booking. He made a complaint. You'd think he would have tried for an "excessive force" angle but instead he accused me of raping him. :jj:
     
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    I didn't rape him BTW. :fil:
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    That's what they all say sailor.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I was never charged. :c
     
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    :omg:
     
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    :haha::backlol2:
     
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    He needs to start faking tourettes asap. Some people with tourettes hit themselves. He could just claim that he hit himself due to that and was too embarrassed to admit it, so he cooked up the police brutality story. Hey he's up shit's creek without a paddle anyway, plus this is the world's dumbest criminal were talking about. He might just be dumb enough to take my advice. :c
     
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    It's not rape if he moans, right?
     
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    40 41 42 43 44 one more for good luck 45. Lol
     
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    Always next time sport.......
     
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    I don't want anybody else
    when i think about you i punch myself ...
     
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    Dumbest criminal ever?

    Success:
    Millions of dollars in damages
    Dropping of charges
    Two officers lose their jobs
    Al sharp ton protest
    Holder sues


    Vs

    Failure
    20 days in jail
    $500 fine

    The only difference between the two was that the cameras worked
     
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    *FINALLY*: The truth about Aleksander Tomaszewski.
     
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    Oh, fuck. Not this shit again. Allow me:

    If there is no there there
    th
    en perhaps there is where the there once was.
    But if the there is behind the here.
    then
    here is where there is.

    [​IMG]


    P.S. Tell Winst he can pay me later.
     
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