CCTV Suspected Female Shoplifter Slams into Glass Door Trying to Escape

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  1. dawg

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    This is kind of funny, worth a look anyway.

     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    "suspected"
     
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    That hurt
     
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    I'm wondering where the stuff she stole was? Maybe in her twat?
     
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    Dan Single and ready to mingle

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    My girl, she's one too.
    She'll go and get her a skirt.
    Stick it under her shirt.
    She grabbed a razor for me.
    And she did it just like that.
    When she wants something,
    She don't want to pay for it.
     
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    Whoa.
     
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    Looks like it is stuffed in the seat of her pants
     
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    she stole that Kardasian lady's ass? :backlol:
     
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    How was she not knocked out?
     
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    A suspect wouldn't be running away from the scene.
     
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    Thick skull.
     
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    the most painful shit is the stuff you just never seen coming
     
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    Damn it Wynonna, not again...
     
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    :jj:

    birds run into windows a lot too.
     
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    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions

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    Overly thick cro-magnon skull since they have not yet evolved to human stature?
     
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    knock knock

    who's there?

    glass door

    glass door who?

    glass door in your face
     
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    call her a thief in public before a conviction, and you get sued.
     
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