Swamp ass stories**11-27**

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  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    I got a walnut, a pretzel, and a shrimp knocking on my asshole door
    ....with 3 deviled eggs in the on deck circle.

    :bigcry:
     
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    I just took a huge dump so i should be ready to eat this evening.
     
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    Don't fill up on the stupid walnuts and chips!
    Wait til you get to the big peoples table when that turkey comes out.
    :bigcry:
     
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    2 times already ,my bung is on fire
     
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    :pigout:
    broccoli, celery,carrots and other uncooked vegetables....with dip
    They want out too!
     
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    those damn devil eggs i had like 4
     
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    Got a real swamp ass story-
    My buddy Tim and 2 other guys went winter camping north of Ely, MN. a few years back. It was January and the week they were there, it never got above -5f.
    Now Tim is a hairy guy and pretty particular about his shit hygiene routine. After a week, his ass was itching up a storm and he was ready to lose it.
    They packed out at midnight and drove south, stopping at the first rest stop they could find. Tim ran to the can, dropped his pants, hiked his ass up and over the sink, lathers up and begins furiously scrubbing his bung. He hears a noise and turns around to find the janitor staring at him asking what in the fuck he's doing?
    Before he can say a word, the janitor swings his mop, catching him on the ankle, and knocking him onto the frozen crap-covered concrete floor. Somehow Tim managed to maneuver past the guy and ran to the jeep with his pants around his ankles and off they went.
    Whenever I'm up there and I drive by that rest stop, I just laugh.
     
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    Thank you for this enlightening thread. It is both fun and funny. :)
     
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    Frosted cookies, mixed nuts, and some olives and celery with cream cheese. The turkey and beautiful sweet potatoes with biscuits should be ready soon. And then the toilet.
     
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