Swamp Ass

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  1. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Anyone ever had it and got disgusted with yourself?


    When I was living at home my brother would hang his ass and balls over the heating (fan on) vent in the bathroom while I was in the shower. Made the bathroom smell of shit and hoagies. I never felt clean afterwards.
     
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    You are a foul human being.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    no, my brother is or was.
     
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    Thanks for the laugh first thing. I'm out the door.
     
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    Are you from Philly? I don't know many people outside of the area who call it a hoagie...
     
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    a suburb of Philly. yes
     
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    Very cool. Me too :)
     
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    I call it a hoagie :dontknow:
     
  9. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    then I shall eat Prosciutto off your right nipple and make humpy hump.
     
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    Why did his ass and balls smell so bad?
     
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    No, we will have to do the Chubby Checker Twist or the Bristol Stomp :)
     
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    Really? I thought you all called them Heros or Subs?
     
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    depends where they come from.
     
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    What part of the country do they call them Grinders?

    Out here, it's just a submarine sandwich.
     
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    I was under the impression that a grinder was a heated hoagie, at least that's what they were called in our school cafeteria. Then again, that was a looooonnnnggg time ago.
     
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    There was this place I used to go called Romano's that had the best fucking hoagies ever. Plus they had cute chicks on roller-skates bring it to your car. I probably went there for 15 years and it seemed like the roller-girls never aged :dontknow:
     
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    Now I'm jonesin for a hoagie...damn :sad:
     
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    this^ my god they are so good heated with the melting of the cheese and makes the roll all crisp
     
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    IDK. I think he did it after taking a dump and before he got in the shower after me:dontknow:. Either way we had a small house with a bathroom that reflected that. The Vent was like 2 feet from the shower and blew hot air. Christ the smell:facepalm: