Sweet fuck hell I hate my life (Embarrassing fucking story inside)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Mar 26, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Was emailing back and forth with some chick on a dating site because I'm a fucking loser fag

    She mentioned something about Spring Break next week and I'm like O RLY WUT YOU GOING TO COLLEGE FOR BABY

    She's like LOL WELL ACTUALLY I LIED ABOUT MY AGE I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL

    :suicide:


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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Go ahead fagets let me have it :facepalm:
     
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    creepy
     
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    Ouch!!

    Are you really that desperate?
     
  10. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    It's not really your fault at all man. Stupid cunt lied about her age.
     
  11. banksy

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    Pics?
     
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    Get some, nigga! :cheer:
     
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    what's the problem here? :dontknow:
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :jj: Fine
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Yes
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm not posting them because she totally looks like she's in high school :jj:
     
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    Was it Lever's daughter?
     
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    I'm still not sure what's so wrong???
     
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    I'm hitting alert every time I want to give you reps