Sweet n greet scene

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Theoretically, if someone was to procure access to the sweet n greet, and offer to make a scene, what would this scene look like?

    Barf on Lisa g?
    start yelling at a random person?

    I... Err... This person would need suggestions...


    Allegedly.
     
  2. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    two words. Exlax cookies.
     
  3. Mcfly

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    I'd suggest not doing anything crazy until the very end. That way maybe you can take some discreet pictures and maybe some audio for us to laugh at.
     
  4. Sickboy

    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    Be courteous, polite, charming, and then guide her hand to your throbbing erection under the table.
     
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    Allegedly showing up and fucking with Lisa would be funny Allegedly
     
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    Magnolia Bakery-famous in NY, no? LisaG ain't baking shit. Offer gift bags w/her cookies, a raffle w/a chance to sit in the studio/wrap-up show/follow her on a report - something!!! $103.75 my ass. Hope she got shit for charging, period.
     
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    Stink palm.
     
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    <<<< FREAK I would pay that amount to go. I would meet, greet and sweet my way among the crowd giggling and humoring all of them. I would also watch, carefully for when Lisa goes to take a pee and unsuspectingly sliver my way into the bathroom, kneel by the used piss stained toilet seat and lick excessively while rubbing my cock and balls through underwearless chinos. Call me a freak call me what you will, I don't give a fuck but that would be quite satisfying for a pleasant evening.
     
  11. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    keep the allegedly good ideas coming...

    allegedly.
     
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    For 100 dollars, Lisa should blow me.
    But I don't think she is good at that.

    Lisa and Richard should have a blow job contest. I bet Richard is better.

    Its sad. Real women loves the cock and loves giving blow jobs.
    Then they marry and the blow jobs stop. I hate my wife....
     
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    I say we take up a collection and send someone in the area to the Sweet-n-greet.
     
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    Ritalin New Member Banned User

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    im listening to yesterdays wrap up show, what overly defensive twat, your all gang banging me:bigcry:
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    why do something she might like?
     
  17. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's just a hundred bucks... Someone would easily pay that for a chance to cause a scene... Allegedly. Imagine what would happen if the entire crowd t this event turned out to be authentic Howard stern show callers, and not these paid sheep that call in to segue Howard I to his next advertisement bit?

    Tis a golden opportunity. Allegedly.
     
  18. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Someone in the NY area should buy and ticket and go as a tranny. They're so PC up there they would never turn you away. Then quietly ruin it by farting and making everyone uncomfortable saying things that aren't bad enough to get you kicked out. Just maybe stand there and ask Lisa embarrassing questions.
     
  19. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Love the AV........always some ugly frustrated "You have to like me" cunt trying to spoil our fun...........