Sweet young Ashley is missing her illegal Pedro

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, May 11, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

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  2. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    I'll bet she's only fucked one or two guys. And gone down on 17 chicks.
     
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    Beths Arab European Modoes Are My Faaaavorite! VIP Gold

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    Did the Border Patrol grab him?
     
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    Howard called immigration and got his ass deported. Stern's only date Jews...


    except Howard



    ...of course.
     
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    I would be willing to bet that he is Jewish. Lots of Spanish Jews.
     
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    How do you know he's Spanish? He's most likely from Central America & the son of Consuela.
     
  8. GaryPuppet

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    Actually he is from Panama and lives in the Dominican Republic. Two places Howard would never go to. lol


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  9. BethSucks

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    Another artist - he forgot to list graduating from the Brendan Murphy School of Funding Art By Defrauding Rich Dopes
     
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    I read that in Groucho's voice.
     
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    He looks like Sanjaya.
     
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    my money is on non-threatening gay friend .. swish, swish, heel-pivot, wave from the wrist, wave from the wrist
     
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    Jew Broad Faggot, Hurts My Eyes . . . :coffee:
     
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    Mouth gaping open again.
     
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    Maybe she'll marry him and make him legal? :c