Swifty had a vet visit today. 200 dollar blood test.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    I asked how much to just put him down. :coffee:

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  2. Stevie

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    Rat.
     
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    how old is the Swiftster?
     
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    DON'T U DO IT DAVE!!!:mad::mad::mad:
    Keep the dog alive for Peachy! :jp::wub::wub::wub:
     
  5. Daveindiego

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    I thought he was 11. But he might only be 7.

    I can certainly account for about 5 years. 3 with me, and my pops had him for a couple of years.

    Just like with the cat.

    :nocheer:
     
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    I almost had a heart attack when they quoted 200 bucks for this blood test.

    If he growls at me tonight when I get into my own bed, I'm going to hit him.
     
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    So, does he have aids?
     
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    He's little - you could prolly wring his neck yourself for free. :c
     
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    Where is the story about what happened to him?
     
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    :ral:
     
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    That dog has $200 worth of blood in it?? :wtf:
     
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    Ralph is so much cooler
     
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    I'll gladly take him.
    dogs>humans
     
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    HAL, please.
     
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    No, HAL. No he isn't. :fil:
     
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    My folks live in Condos, and one day, this family that had this dog named "Mr. Chompers" asked my pops if he wanted the dog. :dontknow: Apparently he barked too much, and they couldn't deal with him. So my Pops took the dog. I show up and see this fucking dog and I thought it had a 'bug' eye, that fortunately turned out to be an eyelash.

    Dog and my Pops were great with each other. I'd see them both for coffee on the weekends, and Swifty, my pops had changed his name, would go apeshit every time I saw him. He was the BEST.

    Then after a couple years, my pops decides he doesn't want to walk the dog anymore, and he dumped him on me. Just like he did with the cat, that he also named.

    Now Swifty is an asshole to me, and when he sees my pops on the weekends, he goes apeshit.
     
  17. HAL

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    plz wha
    For real
     
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    I'll only charge you 75 bucks to get that thing groomed.
     
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    Poor dog looks so broken, the vet should have called the cops.
     
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    Dude will spend 200 on weed and phish tixs. But won't keep his doggy healthy. :pie:
     
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