CCTV Swifty kicking up some dust. In slo-mo.

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  1. Daveindiego

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    Looks like he's giving himself a paw job.
     
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    I think he's batting around his dick.
     
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    Looks like he's tying to jerk off :jj:
     
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    Don't be retarded faggits, I've posted the vid where he's dragging his giant cock over the carpet before.
     
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    You need to work on that lawn... Some tomato juice in the dogs water will help balance the pH so he doesn't burn up your lawn. :coffee:
     
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    Swifty is a well hung little rascal. :grad:
     
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    My lawn?

    Thats the neighbors place down the street, I dont give no fucks what he does to that lawn. But he sure does love it, he always does this at this house.
     
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    Dog is all dick.

    It's embarrassing on several levels.

    1.) the retards that still ask if he's a boy or a girl.

    2.) the retards that see his giant junk for the first time, and lose their shit over it.
     
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    Adorable.


    Keep him away from those monstrous orb spiders that seem to grow like oranges in the trees down in your neck of the desert.
     
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    Is he hitting himself in the nuts? :wtf:
     
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    You let your dog piss and shit on your neighbors lawn?
     
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    That's quite a harness on that dog. Do you use him to pull shit or is he just a hand full?
     
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    Hes beating that dick like it owes him money :eek:
     
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    :snicker:
     
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    Legendary thread potential.
     
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    Here is the vid of him dragging himself across the carpet.

     
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    He's a handful.

    I don't let him do this anymore since people let me know it was wrong to do it. :grad: