Swole

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lumbergh, Apr 11, 2016.

  1. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    Don't you hate it when you hear someone use the word "swole" in reference to a dick?

    Example: His dick is so swole right now, it's turning me on.
     
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  2. Mr Sinister

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    I don't talk about dicks often enough for this to happen to me
     
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    scrambler Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    @Nibbler misses you when you're away.
     
  4. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever told a lass that your dick was swole?
     
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  5. Mr Sinister

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    I've never used that term in my entire life
     
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    scrambler Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    Sounds improper.
     
  7. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    She can suck a swole you-know-what.
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Lumbergh'd.
     
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  9. scrambler

    scrambler Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    Not yours apparently, because you're a woman, or maybe you swole up down there?
     
  10. Charon

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    I will use it as a noun from now on.


    Show me your swole :shifty:
     
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  11. Mr Sinister

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    Later


    :shifty:
     
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    :hersh:
     
  13. Lumbergh

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    Hey, I thought we were an item.
     
  14. scrambler

    scrambler Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    Did you 2 have sexy talk on the chat line?
     
  15. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    Stay out of this, ChuckZ.
     
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    scrambler Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    Thanks for using my proper name.
     
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    scrambler Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    It's a message board though. :flip:
     
  18. Mr Sinister

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    I did 2 until I realized I had gotten lumbergh'd
     
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    The awkward pauses were very sensual
     
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    Never heard that word or term used. Ever