News Syrian Ladies flee to the Island of Lesbos

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    I'm sure being raped and sold as sex slaves by men has given them reason to dance with Ellen.
     
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    I can't fap to this.
     
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    In my mind the "Island of Lesbos" looks like this:
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    In reality, it probably looks like this:

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    The Indigo Girls play there every night, well there, and Branson.

    You can't make this stuff up...lol.
     
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    The word "lesbian" is derived the from the word "Lesbos" because that island is the birthplace of Sappho who was an ancient Greek poet who wrote female-on-female erotic poetry. FYI, Mytilene is another name for the island.

    From Wiki: 'The word lesbian derives from the name of the island of her birth, Lesbos, while her name is also the origin of the word sapphic; neither word was applied to female homosexuality until the 19th century.'
     
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    I thought they were coming to Northampton, MA
     
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    Will they drive Subaru Outbacks and wear rainbow birkas?
     
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    I had an idea once to sell novelty glow in the dark dildos outside Lilith Fair after the show.

    I was too afraid to get beaten up by a big bull dike.
     
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    Yearly pilgrimage to Lilith Fair.
     
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    Great.
    Another place we're gonna have to eventually drop bombs on.
     
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    I think it's a good idea, and you would make a lot of money.
     
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    Is that Siegfried and Roy?
     
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    My wife has a co-teacher that's a lesbian. She and her partner just bought an Outback. "of course they did" I said.
     
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    Tickets bought!
     
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