Taco Bell's quesadillas are so fucking good

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Word life

    This is basic thuganomics



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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    But you know, it's really the sauce that makes it. I crave that shit. So I did you all a favor and looked up the recipe

    :hat:



    Taco Bell’s Quesadilla Sauce



    Ingredients:

    ¼ cup mayonnaise
    2 teaspoons minced jalapeno slices
    2 teaspoons juice from jalapeno slices
    ¾ teaspoon sugar
    ½ teaspoon paprika
    ½ teaspoon cumin
    1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper
    1/8 teaspoon garlic powder
    dash salt

    Directions:

    1. Mince enough jalapeno slices to make up 2 teaspoons worth. (I used my mini food processor to do this then just added the other ingredients right in the mini food processor)

    2. Add remaining ingredients to the minced jalapenos and mix well. Cover and refrigerate at least 1 hour to let the flavors develop.

    3. Use about one tablespoon for each quesadilla.
     
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    this threAD is now aBOUT JUMBO SLICE!!!![​IMG]
     
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    You and blairg eat like dickheads.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    and you need to stop eating
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I dunno what it is I just crave those fuckin things

    The tortillas are heated perfectly, the cheese is fuckin sexy, and the sauce, my God that fucking sauce


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    That's NOT Taco Bell's recipe... where are all the artificial flavors, preservatives, and plastic they put in everything- I tell ya, Chriza, that stuff'll make your hair fall out!!!
     
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    double slice
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    PWNED!!! :cheer:


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    Until I create quesadilla cat.

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    You would think Chriza would have a Latina fetish and not an Asian one. :weird:
     
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    Dude

    I've only fucked one true Asian in my entire life
     
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    Taco Bell? :weird: Don't you at least have Chipotle over there?