Take a Look at Her Skin-Tight Red Dress — Doctors Credit It With Saving Her Life

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  1. Stan Beeman

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    i'd puncture her with my vital organ
     
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    She should of died due to wearing those awful shoes
     
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    :pigout:
     
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    her moms kitchen sucks
     
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    Looks like her airbags are successfully deployed
     
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    The hem could be shorter it seems long. But good for her, being alive and all that!
     
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    Good Christians don't have their dresses cut above the kneecaps
     
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    What does of died mean??
     
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    :umm:
     
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    HAVE died :fail:
     
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    Butter Face
     
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    The comment section is hilarious
     
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    Which is why pillows were invented. Jusst shove that face in the pillow as you plow from behind. Bam. I'm a problem solver.
     
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    How did they not see a cement mixer? Maybe you should offer to find out if her high beams are functioning. Further diagnostics may be in order; while you're at it, perhaps check under the hood.
     
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    Check her fluids with the dip stick
     
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    Give her a nice front-end alignment (from the rear).
     
  19. Stan Beeman

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