Sports Take Mark Mayonnaise out to the Ball Game!!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 27, 2016.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That's right faggots this Sunday I am going to beautiful Ron Tonkin field in Hillsboro, Oregon!!! :sun:


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    Going to watch my Hillsboro Hops take on the Salem-Keizer Volcanoes!!!!!!!!


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    Is this a call out thread?
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    I think our seats are right about here


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    Do they sell any interesting food items there ?
     
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    x76 Just a crazy old hermit

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    Hot. Boring. Bugs. Crowds. Boredom. Traffic. Humidity. Foul balls. Heat. Perspiration. Shitty overpriced beer. $6.50 for a large popcorn? Unless it comes with 1/2 pound of real butter on it, that's a fucking ripoff.
     
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    You should go to a Timbers game instead.

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    Chicken and waffle sandwich sounds good.
     
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    This guy seems fun :c
     
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    It's a hell of a lot cheaper than an MLB game.
     
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    LOL Fuck that
     
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    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    Stay away from all that junk food... you don't want to end up with explosive diarrhea during game day! :shakey:
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I want the hot dog with mac and cheese @Charon

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    My entire life is one long bout of explosive diarrhea
     
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    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    Ohhh, good thing you're not sitting in the nosebleeds.
     
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    I went to a minor league game 2 years ago for Stars Wars night and was expecting to get walk up tickets but it was sold out. We ended up getting lawn seats in the outfield and just walked around and ate and drank. Barley looked at the game.
     
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    I mean where the red arrow is
     
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    x76 Just a crazy old hermit

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    I'm really sick of the heat. AC is out. Solar panel inverter is out. I'm just fucking sick to death of the heat.
     
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    x76 Just a crazy old hermit

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    That's obscene. What kind of sick fuck would put macaroni and cheese on a hot dog?
     
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